1 definition by Dave_The_Goat_Fucker
The act of going to a Levi's store at the outlet mall and buying a shirt with a fucked up front pocket which was intentionally designed, cutting a hole in it and then proceeding to go to the nearest middle school, putting your dick through said hole and then taking a selfie behind a dumpster while watching kids play dodgeball, illegally.
Deviant: "Oi mate, so I was drunk as hell off soccer mom drinks and took what I thought were birth control pills, and I pulled off a Front Wedgie broooooah!!!"
Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"
Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"
Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"
Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"
Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"
Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"
by Dave_The_Goat_Fucker August 21, 2018