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schnitzer fritzed 

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "
schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018
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fritzel (to fritzel) 

To fritzel (verb)

1. To forcefully hide an attractive girl/boy too young at the time in a basement in order for the subject to "ripen" and develop, hence making him/her fairplay after a couple of years.
Sahil: Hey! Check her out Nath...
Nathan: Dude, she's like 15.
Sahil: So? Just needs a little fritzelling, and she'll be set!
Nathan: What the f***. She's not wine.

S: What you think of Miley Cyrus?
N: No way dude.
S: Even if she's fritzelled for 2 years?
N: Still annoying.

fritzel (to fritzel)

Randy Fritzed 

When two gay men run out of lube and spit on each other's dicks before ramming each others asses.
Damn, my ass has hurt like hell after getting Randy Fritzed last night.
Randy Fritzed by Chimbles Fernandez September 16, 2019

Fritzel Baby

A Fritzel Baby is someone who seems to have been kept in a cage for years, a real buzz kill kind of person, or someone with no sense of enjoyment, and cant recognise new bands or songs or famous people, or government officials, or doesnt even know what hit shows are on tv.
Michael: Yeah I love rock music.

S: Cool, so do you like Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine or Metallica?

Michael: Eh, who are they, I never heard of them, but I like Dragon Force.

S: Youre such a Fritzel Baby.



Eric: Hey Michael do you even know who the president of the USA is?

Michael: Yeah its Russel Brand, he's my hero.

Eric: Fuckin Fritzel Baby.
Fritzel Baby by Leco February 3, 2009
Out of order, beyond economic repair esp. of electronic equipment, similar to "fried".
This capacitor is fritzed.
Fritzed by Stephen Rodda August 13, 2006
In the trading of equity options, the execution of a trade so bad that the party in need of a fritzer is forced to buy above the market offer or sell below the market bid, usually due to a large stock or volatility move between consummation and execution of the trade. This generally means that the trade cannot be legally executed for some time, leading to much wailing and gnashing of teeth by the party taking the Fritzer.
CLERK: I can't f-ing print these, _____!
TRADER: We're going to need a Fritzer on this one!!! That mf-er ran me over!
....

SALES TRADER: Um, sorry about that one, ____.
Fritzer by N_S_C May 18, 2007