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TSA Frisking

A euphemism used to make airport patrons forget they are being fondled by a security guard. Said to be used to check people for hidden weapons, but we ALL know what they really want to grab.
Geoff: ...I think I've just been molested...

Craig: What?! Why?

Geoff: ...I just got a TSA Frisking...

Craig: Ooooh...

Fribbing 

Used to emphasize or express surprise, typically in joy, of someone or something.

Typically a side effect of fribbing is foam coming out of the subject fribbing, similar to a rabid dog, though in a joyful way. This is due to the amygdala reacting and in response triggers the posterior area of the insular cortex, thereby, producing foam within the mouth of the subject.
Joe: I just got world record
Mama: Holy frib, I am fribbing so hard rn.
Joe: Yeah, its pretty suprising, I will clean up the foam.
Fribbing by Skyfidel August 1, 2021
Forcing a point of view or an agenda on others simply because you can.
The Republican party is set to begin fristing the courts, the Constitution, and the American people this week.
Fristing by Phylos Racshan May 18, 2005

night frisking 

at night to go on ice and play with sparklers or fireworks.
Morgan brought up the amazing idea of what to do Friday night. Gianna said, "let's all go night frisking at the small golf course pond and with my illegal fireworks!"
night frisking by yourmom666666 January 25, 2019

Fribbing 

The act of a female pleasuring themselves.
"I'm so horny, I need to spend the night fribbing."
Fribbing by Jerimiah Springs January 25, 2013
The act of penetrating a vagina or anus with one's hand, so deep that one's forearm is also partially entered. (portmanteau from 'fisting' and 'wrist')
I watched a fristing video, it was like watching a vet birthing a calf.
Fristing by Frankles88 September 24, 2019