friedelinde 

Friedelinde, a girl who is better then you at everything. Smart and pretty and basically everything that’s amazing. Trust me, She is stronger than you physically and mentally. Don’t ever judge Friedelinde, she’ll beat you up. :)

Aneh : Friedelinde is so strong I bet she could beat all of us up.
Aaron : No way dude, wanna bet?
Aneh : I’ll bet that you get beat up, Hundred dollars kid.
Aaron : Alright wait here.
3 Minutes later...
Aaron : here’s your money..

Aneh : no thanks kid, use that money to get yourself some medicine.
Aaron : Fack you.

friedelinde by AnehYohannes October 16, 2019

Friedelinde 

Friedelinde, a girl with a brain almost as big as her heart (Her heart is way bigger). That’s really big. Friedelinde is the smartest girl you'll ever meet. She can definitely do way more stuff than a Stanley could do, and she is pretty Aneh. She has more skills than an average Indonesian. Friedelinde is a sympathetic and considerate person, if she can help out with something, she will. She likes to joke around, and is amused pretty easily. Friedelinde is just a good mood to be around, if you’re not feeling the best, her presence just rises your mood, and makes you feel a lot better. You don’t know how she is how she is, it doesn’t matter though because she is amazing how she is. We don’t have to go to how she looks, but she is beautiful inside and out. Friedelinde will be the most amazing person you meet if she isn’t then you got the wrong Friedelinde. An uncommon name but when you find the right Friedelinde you’re the luckiest person to be alive. She is a caring a lovable person. You just can’t hate on Friedelinde, or else her friends will find you and interrogate you. Don’t ever hurt a Friedelinde, that’s just messed up :/ . When she jokes around you gotta let her be herself. There were many things that weren’t put, but just from reading this, you can tell that Friedelinde is one of the most amazing people you could ever meet. More precious than any metal or gem, and that’s why you need to find the right one. Caring, Funny, Cute, Pretty, Friedelinde is just amazing
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Friedelinde is Aneh.

Friedelinde by AnehYohannes October 19, 2019

Friedlander

To reproduce like rabbits. Everyone knows of at least one family that is continuously having children and therefore must be referred to as a Friedlander family.

White: Yo Dunning, I went to Hudson Street to check out a rotating Christmas tree and that family got all Friedlander! There was like two new ones!
Dunning: I hear ya man. I can't keep track of their names anymore! Last time I was there I overheard them saying something about using solar power for their house to save on energy costs.
White: I'm not surprised. That Friedlander family must use a lot of electricity with all those children!

White: That whole family is in the Navy. Since they went all Friedlander there's enough of them that they could crew their own destroyer!
Dunning: Yo watch out, bad idea! Don't put a Friedlander family anywhere near weapons!

Friedlander by Eric N. White June 9, 2011