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Friendlock 

Feeling pressured to add someone who you typically would not on any social networking site due to association with someone who is a friend of yours. (ie. Your friend's boyfriend/girlfriend, your friend's friend that you don't like, etc).
Person 1: Hey man, I saw you added Sheena on facebook, I thought you hated her?

Person 2: Aah man, I was put in friendlock because my buddy just started going out with her!
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Friendlock 

When you're in a Friendlock situation, it means you have to choose between 2 friends.
Friend: Hey dude, want to go watch the new Spiderman movie tonight?

Other Friend: Yo dude, wanna watch the new Starwars movie tonight?

You: Shit dude, I'm really in a Friendlock.
Friendlock by nbuther March 2, 2022

Friendocide 

The massive deletion of Facebook friends and phone numbers
Friend 1: "Dude I'm going on a Friendocide tomorrow"

Friend 2: "I hope I make the cut"
Friendocide by V8 Arbor Mist May 23, 2011

Friendsick 

When you really miss your friends from camp but you have to leave and not see them for an entire year and you get really sad cuz u miss them.
My friends always march to the beet with me and yell like hell but now they’re gone. I’m so friendsick.
Friendsick by GUCIkid July 14, 2018

friendlord 

Someone that rents living space to his buddies. Often gets screwed out of payment, or gets paid in services or drugs.
Jonny lived in his buddy Eric's spare bedroom, but couldn't pay his rent on time. Luckily, Eric was a kind friendlord and allowed Jonny to clean up garbage at his other properties in lieu of rent.
friendlord by Jonny Zip January 7, 2007

friendworkers 

people you work with who are also your friends both at work and outside of work
I'm going to eat lunch with my friendworkers
friendworkers by rkn2010 February 25, 2014

FriendFuck

Fucking one of your friends just once, only to never have any sexual content ever again.
FriendFuck by The Adjonasis June 16, 2016