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Friendapist 

When your friend uses you as their personal therapist and dumps all of their emotional garbage onto you.
Stacy, I can't always be your friendapist, your emotional baggage is starting to ruin our friendship. I feel like I'm your personal garbage bin for you spewing your toxic feelings about your ex. Plus, you never take any advice I give you and go off and text the bastard anyways. I should get paid for this isht.
Friendapist by pokemaster5000 August 14, 2020
Words you can keep

friendaissance

Ashley and I are having a friendaissance
friendaissance by KKrt August 28, 2009

Inflated Friendlist 

When a person on Facebook has hundreds, even thousands, of people on their friend list just to seem 'cool' to their peers. None of these people actually know or may have little contact/interaction with the person sending the friend request. The person sending the friend request think it is cool to have 2000/3000 friends on Facebook, but they never actually like any of their updates because they honestly don't care about the requester.
Aaron: Look at how many friends Kathrine has!
Javier: Yeah, but no one has liked any of her 10 post in the last hour.
Aaron: You're right, she just has an inflated friendlist
Inflated Friendlist by KevinRunn October 25, 2011

friendposter

A person that pretends to be a friend, but doesn’t really care about you.
I thought we were friends, but she’s just a friendposter.
friendposter by Fitchic December 10, 2019

friendzist 

when a person named samuel favours his friends and discriminates against others.
Samuel: "I'm gonna give all my friends admin."
Kate: "That's friendzist!"
friendzist by catilin.soona August 15, 2020

Friendlist Tidy 

The act of removing people whom you no longer speak to or no longer wish to speak to from your friend list on a social networking site to "clean up" and make your friend list less cluttered.
I have 142 friends listed on my Facebook friend list.... I only talk to 15 of them. I'm way overdo for a friendlist tidy.

friendthapist

Your go to friend for support and guidance when it comes to mental health stuff.

(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
Max regularly hit up Kim her go to friendthapist when shit got heavy.
friendthapist by Smooax September 1, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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