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Friendapist 

When your friend uses you as their personal therapist and dumps all of their emotional garbage onto you.
Stacy, I can't always be your friendapist, your emotional baggage is starting to ruin our friendship. I feel like I'm your personal garbage bin for you spewing your toxic feelings about your ex. Plus, you never take any advice I give you and go off and text the bastard anyways. I should get paid for this isht.
Friendapist by pokemaster5000 August 14, 2020
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friendaissance

Ashley and I are having a friendaissance
friendaissance by KKrt August 28, 2009

Inflated Friendlist 

When a person on Facebook has hundreds, even thousands, of people on their friend list just to seem 'cool' to their peers. None of these people actually know or may have little contact/interaction with the person sending the friend request. The person sending the friend request think it is cool to have 2000/3000 friends on Facebook, but they never actually like any of their updates because they honestly don't care about the requester.
Aaron: Look at how many friends Kathrine has!
Javier: Yeah, but no one has liked any of her 10 post in the last hour.
Aaron: You're right, she just has an inflated friendlist
Inflated Friendlist by KevinRunn October 25, 2011

friendposter

A person that pretends to be a friend, but doesn’t really care about you.
I thought we were friends, but she’s just a friendposter.
friendposter by Fitchic December 10, 2019

friendzist 

when a person named samuel favours his friends and discriminates against others.
Samuel: "I'm gonna give all my friends admin."
Kate: "That's friendzist!"
friendzist by catilin.soona August 15, 2020

Friendlist Tidy 

The act of removing people whom you no longer speak to or no longer wish to speak to from your friend list on a social networking site to "clean up" and make your friend list less cluttered.
I have 142 friends listed on my Facebook friend list.... I only talk to 15 of them. I'm way overdo for a friendlist tidy.

friendthapist

Your go to friend for support and guidance when it comes to mental health stuff.

(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if you’re more into therapy or counselling.)
Max regularly hit up Kim her go to friendthapist when shit got heavy.
friendthapist by Smooax September 1, 2020
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