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Friendapist 

When your friend uses you as their personal therapist and dumps all of their emotional garbage onto you.
Stacy, I can't always be your friendapist, your emotional baggage is starting to ruin our friendship. I feel like I'm your personal garbage bin for you spewing your toxic feelings about your ex. Plus, you never take any advice I give you and go off and text the bastard anyways. I should get paid for this isht.
Friendapist by pokemaster5000 August 14, 2020
Related Words

friendthelpist 

a combination of “friend” and “therapist” that describes a specific type of friendship that is based solely around discussing one individual’s problems and issues. The act of talking about the individual’s problems and issues is referred to as friendthelpy.
<Person 1> I spent 2 hours on the phone with him last night listening to him tell me about his money and girlfriend problems. I think I gave him some good advice. He needs to take responsibility for his behavior and move on from that bad relationship.

<Person 2> Did he even ask about how you are doing? You just had surgery, right?

<Person 1> Nope, I am just a friendthelpist.

<Person 2> You should charge by the hour.
friendthelpist by DrPotz July 23, 2010

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026