Fried Asshole 

Any asshole that needs more of a word than asshole to describe. Hence, "Fried Asshole". The fried asshole was first used to describe a father who made his sons dig a 6 foot hole in the ground in the hot sun. A "deep fried asshole" is twice as bad.

He's such a fried asshole, we should've put his ass in that hole.

Fried Asshole by Syn Gatton May 15, 2010

Fried Asshole

Electric guitar tone that's dialed in extremely poorly. Characterized by having way too much gain, sounding generally muddy and clipping all over the place.

I went to see my buddy's gig the other night but had to leave two songs in because they dialed in some fried asshole tone.

Fried Asshole by N_kplt96 July 26, 2026

Kentucky Fried Asshole 

The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".

Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.

It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.

Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole

Kentucky Fried Asshole by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010

deep fried asshole

The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.

Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.

deep fried asshole by Wartorn Weasel October 10, 2013

asshole friend 

A friend, mainly in a school, who you hang out with even though he/they are an asshole.

Man I was hanging out with Steve the other day and hes a real asshole friend.

Yeah, I know.

asshole friend by Dorsey2494 June 10, 2008

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day 

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.

Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day by Oliver Horowitz & Hannah Nichols June 28, 2006