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Fried Asshole

Any asshole that needs more of a word than asshole to describe. Hence, "Fried Asshole". The fried asshole was first used to describe a father who made his sons dig a 6 foot hole in the ground in the hot sun. A "deep fried asshole" is twice as bad.
He's such a fried asshole, we should've put his ass in that hole.
by Syn Gatton May 15, 2010
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Kentucky Fried Asshole

The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".

Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.

It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole
by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010
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deep fried asshole

The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.
Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.
by Wartorn Weasel October 10, 2013
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asshole friend

A friend, mainly in a school, who you hang out with even though he/they are an asshole.
Man I was hanging out with Steve the other day and hes a real asshole friend.

Yeah, I know.
by Dorsey2494 June 10, 2008
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Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.
Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.
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