Fresh Test 

The act of fingering a girl's asshole while in a public place, usually a bar or club. If she lets you finger her coal hole in public, you know that she will have sex with you. Also, if your fingers do not smell after the insertion then you know she is clean and therefore passes the test. A poopy or smelly finger is a failure of the fresh test and the prize must be discarded for it is tainted with doody. This move is best done while wearing 2 wife beaters and dog tags.

Yo so I was at the bar looking mad jacked and I fresh tested this girl but she failed so I went home and watched the Falcons game on DVR. Later I dreamt of fresh testing Matt Ryan because he would never fail the fresh test and neither would the Silver Fox Mike Smith.

Fresh Test by Goody Blue Steel July 13, 2010

pop n fresh emissions test

Practical joke of choice for pranksters who are frequently spied upon. The prankster creates an elaborate distraction for the voyeur, while he has an accomplice (usually a butler) sneak behind the victim's car and lodge canned cookie dough into the tailpipe.

This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.

shit dawg lets see how he likes a pop n fresh emissions test all up in his new ride!!!

pop n fresh emissions test by [zz] February 7, 2009

Freshtastic 

it's like the merge of watchamacallit and awesome. Used when you can't put your finger on that word that you are looking for to describe something beyond superb.

When i went shopping today i saw the CUTEST pair of shoes, they were so freshtastic i just had to get them!!!

Freshtastic by Lauryn. December 31, 2007

Freshestcum 

A popular meme page on Instagram that is hated by almost everyone because of how bad it is. That’s the irony in it.

I think freshestcum died he stopped posting

Hurray

Freshestcum by Shkdurp February 15, 2021

Freshtastic 

When a guy's freshness is beyond the normal boundaries of fresh and all of his friends are fresh too and his whole world is fresh. Freshness breathes out of his pores. An off the boat smell lingers wherever he goes. You can tell he is freshtastic by the way he walks and the fresh parting of his hair.

Any guy down whitechapel market will scream FRESHTASTIC!

Freshtastic by Shahima December 2, 2010