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The Dirty Frenchman 

White wine or champagne made dirty by adding olive juice. The drink came about from an episode of the cartoon "Home Movies"
"Time to forget the book and make some drinks of my own. Let's see, wine, olive juice, voila! The Dirty Frenchman!"
The Dirty Frenchman by tofubot June 12, 2009

The frothy frenchmen

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and his sperm resembles that of a mustache. He then proceeds to put a beret on the woman and commands her to make him a sandwhich.
Yo dude, I heard you gave Alice the frothy frenchmen after the chorus recital in the second pew!

sid hoffman or sid frenchman 

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."

Favorite Fighting Frenchman 

"LAFAYTTE!
Im takin' this horse by tge reins making red coats redder with blood stains!
LAFAYTTE!
And im never gonna stop till i make 'em drop and scatter their remains im-
LAFAYTTE!
I go to France for more funds!
LAFAYTTE!
I come back with more guns!...and ships...
"EVERYONE GIVE IT FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!!!"

reverse frenchmen

A rare and inexplicable sex act involving cheese, snails, and a stale baguette. The sub in the relationship is required to wear the beret.
Sarah begged her dom to give her a sound spanking instead of making her perform the reverse frenchmen. She hated wearing that damn beret.

Like a Frenchman's Armpit 

Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.
Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.