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An extremely small penis. It never gets any pussy.

You have a french dick it's so small!

french dick by StarBucksWhiteGirl January 11, 2016

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french dick heads

french dick heads-generally most of the population

all of them, apart from people who lived away from the other french people(french dick heads)

french dick heads by <rob> June 19, 2006

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french fry dick

when a white male has a very skinny and long penis

Man,Lucas has a french fry dick

french fry dick by Epicureanhoe September 27, 2020

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Reverse French Indian Dick Rub

When an indian man rubs your penis raw then drips french wine in your asshole.

Hey man I heard that Raj gave you a Reverse French Indian Dick Rub.

Reverse French Indian Dick Rub by PINGASman6969 August 6, 2012

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french dicking

when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.

Hey buddy wanna do some french dicking?

french dicking by canovoid March 2, 2011

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french dicksucker

Someone who is in love with France always wants to talk the about thegreatness of France.

Kai Freund, is the ultimate french dicksucker. He is always up France's ass. Yeah, fuck France!

french dicksucker by guido 20 March 22, 2010

frenchtickler

A large decorated dildo usually constructed from a whiffle ball bat and dressed with girly slut things like glitter and tinsel to create the ticking effect.

"Frenchticklers are all the rave in Japan."

frenchtickler by papaya January 30, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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