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French trench 

The act of placing cheese, preferably soft cheese, into the 'trench' of your elbow and then licking or having it licked out of your trench.
He French trenched a lady on a first date using the brie from their charcuterie board.
French trench by Deja07 August 9, 2018
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french trench 

a disgusting, unspeakable act where a man, in the process of having sex with a woman, shits and urinates in her vagina, simulating a french sewer, and then continues on having vaginal intercourse with her
The man squatted over his girlfriend as he attempted to preform a french trench with her.
french trench by Jebiyashi September 25, 2010

French Trench Foot

When someone with toe jam infested feet gives a footjob and peels someone's foreskin back, then takes the smegma out and places it between their toes for the receiver to eat.
Oh you mean French Trench Foot? I hear that's a delicacy where you're from!
French Trench Foot by anonymous February 18, 2026

French Trench Foot

When someone with toe jam infested feet gives a footjob and peels someone's foreskin back, then takes the smegma out and places it between their toes for the receiver to eat.
Oh you mean French Trench Foot? I hear that's a delicacy where you're from!
French Trench Foot by anonymous February 18, 2026

French Trench Foot

When someone with toe jam infested feet gives a footjob and peels someone's foreskin back, then takes the smegma out and places it between their toes for the receiver to eat.
Oh you mean French Trench Foot? I hear that's a delicacy where you're from!
French Trench Foot by Shiversimp32 February 18, 2026

french her trench 

Man, Id love to french her trench!
french her trench by DewwMe April 8, 2006

French or trench 

From my basement a Duolingo owl wants me to do my French lesson 2 days later from the basement FRENCH OR TRENCH
Don’t do a duolingo lesson in 2 days notification duo lingo

You haven’t done your French you know what happens now ADT back door break in proceed with caution Duolingo owl in the living room FRENCH OR TRENCH
French or trench by Oysterboy April 19, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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