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French Toaster 

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

french toasted 

To be french toasted is when you put egg whites, maple syrup and cinnamon in someones ass crack and have anal sex with them slapping them with bread.
"So the other night after getting my haircut I went home and got french toasted!"
french toasted by thefrenchtoast October 16, 2009

French Toasted 

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
French Toasted by KStagK November 17, 2013

French Toasted 

When a person puts french toast on your phone when playing clash royal and place 2 cards. Then get analed
Oh you fucking french toasted I lost the game

French Toasted 

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"
Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.
French Toasted by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018

frenchtoasted

A level of drunkness originating from The 40 Forty Year Old Virgin "Fuckin French Toast" - Drunk chick that bokes on Andy.
"Dude Gia, you're so frenchtoasted right now"
"Hehehe, Fuckin French toast!!! I want some now."
frenchtoasted by bretsanig2 May 22, 2008