Licensed_Nerd's definitions

McAirliner

A private jet that is just a smaller version of an airliner. Similar to how a small mansion is called a McMansion.

That Dassault Falcon 10X is a McAirliner because it can seat up to 19 passengers.

by Licensed_Nerd October 26, 2024

Postmorrow

The word to describe the day after tomorrow

Today is Wednesday, so postmorrow is Friday!

by Licensed_Nerd January 22, 2024

CHATham GuPTa

A secret human name for ChatGPT. It can also be spelled "Chatham Gupta."

I don't feel like doing this homework assignment, so I'm going to have my buddy, CHATham GuPTa, help me out with it.

by Licensed_Nerd December 8, 2023

Nappetizer

A form of rest shorter than a nap – never longer than 20 minutes – that occurs late in the day but still a few hours before actually going to sleep for the night.

I was really tired and it was only 8pm but I wanted to stay up until at least 2am, so I decided to take a nappetizer for 10 minutes.

by Licensed_Nerd February 10, 2023

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

LBJ-Style

When you are in the middle of working or on a conference call and bring it into the bathroom, the same way former US President LBJ did.

I was on a really important conference call, but I really had to use the can so I connected my earbuds to my phone, put myself on mute, and took the call LBJ-Style.

by Licensed_Nerd July 18, 2021

Cheems Lamguage

Whemn jumst aboumt emvery wormd hams the lemtters "m" and "b" ramdomly plamced in it becaumse it's how Cheems spemlls wormds.

Dude, why is everyone spelling words with extra m's and b's?
Ah, don't worry about it. It's just Cheems Lamguage. You'll gemt used to it.

by Licensed_Nerd July 8, 2021