Licensed_Nerd's definitions

Finger phone

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.

Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.

by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019

No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019

Phone Wave

When you wave to someone but have your phone in hand and it's kinda awkward to the person who received the wave.

When she looked up from her phone, she saw me and gave me a phone wave so I picked up my phone and phone waved her back.

by Licensed_Nerd July 28, 2019

Steilish

The new official term for Billie Eilish's attire.

That big, green puffy jacket is so Steilish, I can see Billie Eilish wearing it

by Licensed_Nerd November 28, 2019

Bare Bumper

A car bumper with nothing on it

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it

by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019

TikTok Teen

A teenager addicted to TikTok

Girl: Bitch I look like I'm fresh off of TikTok uhhh bitches wanna be famous like me!
Guy: Dude, you're not famous. You're just addicted to TikTok... you're a TikTok Teen.

by Licensed_Nerd September 20, 2019

Duie

What most likely happens if you DUI. Present tense of "Duied." Pronounced "die."

If he drinks all 5 of those bottles and drives home while drunk, he will most likely duie and then we will all be sad.

by Licensed_Nerd August 17, 2019