Postmorrow

The word to describe the day after tomorrow

Today is Wednesday, so postmorrow is Friday!

by Licensed_Nerd January 23, 2024

LBJ-Style

When you are in the middle of working or on a conference call and bring it into the bathroom, the same way former US President LBJ did.

I was on a really important conference call, but I really had to use the can so I connected my earbuds to my phone, put myself on mute, and took the call LBJ-Style.

by Licensed_Nerd July 18, 2021

McAirliner

A private jet that is just a smaller version of an airliner. Similar to how a small mansion is called a McMansion.

That Dassault Falcon 10X is a McAirliner because it can seat up to 19 passengers.

by Licensed_Nerd October 26, 2024

Bare Bumper

A car bumper with nothing on it

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it

by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019

French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 05, 2018

Eat Like a Roman

Derived from Roman times when someone eats so much (usually good) food, they feel happy but nauseous from all the food. Past tense: "ate like a Roman"

Noah: I cannot wait to eat like a Roman and feast on all the great foods this Thanksgiving.
Zach: I know what you mean, dude! I ate like a Roman last year and nearly lost my dinner.

by Licensed_Nerd November 23, 2018

Denial

Desinger, deriver, destate, and devirus.

Why are you in a state of denial that Deniall Horan got West Denile Virus at Denile River?

by Licensed_Nerd November 12, 2020