Licensed_Nerd's definitions

TikTok Teen

A teenager addicted to TikTok

Girl: Bitch I look like I'm fresh off of TikTok uhhh bitches wanna be famous like me!
Guy: Dude, you're not famous. You're just addicted to TikTok... you're a TikTok Teen.

by Licensed_Nerd September 20, 2019

Bruj

The common typo of "bruh."

I just made that typo when I wrote the correct word in the definition. Bruj ( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)

by Licensed_Nerd December 12, 2020

The Muskaroo

An affectionate name for Elon the Messiah. "The" is optional

The Muskaroo just announced that the 2021 Model S will go from 0-60 in less than 2 seconds.

by Licensed_Nerd October 9, 2020

Postmorrow

The word to describe the day after tomorrow

Today is Wednesday, so postmorrow is Friday!

by Licensed_Nerd January 22, 2024

Finger phone

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.

Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.

by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

McAirliner

A private jet that is just a smaller version of an airliner. Similar to how a small mansion is called a McMansion.

That Dassault Falcon 10X is a McAirliner because it can seat up to 19 passengers.

by Licensed_Nerd October 26, 2024