Licensed_Nerd's definitions

Eat Like a Roman

Derived from Roman times when someone eats so much (usually good) food, they feel happy but nauseous from all the food. Past tense: "ate like a Roman"

Noah: I cannot wait to eat like a Roman and feast on all the great foods this Thanksgiving.
Zach: I know what you mean, dude! I ate like a Roman last year and nearly lost my dinner.

by Licensed_Nerd November 22, 2018

French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018

The U

Slang for, and also the less awkward way of saying, the urinal.

Guy *trying to be chill*: Hey I just chugged a litre of water and I gotta use the U.

Girl: You know you can just say urinal

Guy: I know, but I use the Urban Dictionary.

by Licensed_Nerd December 11, 2018

Finger phone

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.

Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.

by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019

No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019

Phone Wave

When you wave to someone but have your phone in hand and it's kinda awkward to the person who received the wave.

When she looked up from her phone, she saw me and gave me a phone wave so I picked up my phone and phone waved her back.

by Licensed_Nerd July 28, 2019

Steilish

The new official term for Billie Eilish's attire.

That big, green puffy jacket is so Steilish, I can see Billie Eilish wearing it

by Licensed_Nerd November 28, 2019