The Muskaroo

An affectionate name for Elon the Messiah. "The" is optional

The Muskaroo just announced that the 2021 Model S will go from 0-60 in less than 2 seconds.

by Licensed_Nerd October 10, 2020

Bare Bumper

A car bumper with nothing on it

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it

by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019

Postmorrow

The word to describe the day after tomorrow

Today is Wednesday, so postmorrow is Friday!

by Licensed_Nerd January 23, 2024

Bruj

The common typo of "bruh."

I just made that typo when I wrote the correct word in the definition. Bruj ( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)

by Licensed_Nerd December 13, 2020

Nappetizer

A form of rest shorter than a nap – never longer than 20 minutes – that occurs late in the day but still a few hours before actually going to sleep for the night.

I was really tired and it was only 8pm but I wanted to stay up until at least 2am, so I decided to take a nappetizer for 10 minutes.

by Licensed_Nerd February 11, 2023

Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 03, 2020

CHATham GuPTa

A secret human name for ChatGPT. It can also be spelled "Chatham Gupta."

I don't feel like doing this homework assignment, so I'm going to have my buddy, CHATham GuPTa, help me out with it.

by Licensed_Nerd December 08, 2023