Licensed_Nerd's definitions

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

McAirliner

A private jet that is just a smaller version of an airliner. Similar to how a small mansion is called a McMansion.

That Dassault Falcon 10X is a McAirliner because it can seat up to 19 passengers.

by Licensed_Nerd October 26, 2024

Infomeme

A meme created to inform, rather than to be funny. The meme equivalent of an infomercial.

Rather than posting some more facts and figures on my organization Instagram page, I decided to post an infomeme that explained the organization's mission in order to attract a younger audience.

by Licensed_Nerd February 9, 2021

Bare Bumper

A car bumper with nothing on it

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it

by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019

Zooming

The act of holding a conference call using the Zoom app during the Coronavirus pandemic

Mom: Son, go outside, it's warm.
Son: I can't, Mom. I'm Zooming with my physics class

by Licensed_Nerd March 25, 2020

Steilish

The new official term for Billie Eilish's attire.

That big, green puffy jacket is so Steilish, I can see Billie Eilish wearing it

by Licensed_Nerd November 28, 2019

French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018