Licensed_Nerd's definitions

Infomeme

A meme created to inform, rather than to be funny. The meme equivalent of an infomercial.

Rather than posting some more facts and figures on my organization Instagram page, I decided to post an infomeme that explained the organization's mission in order to attract a younger audience.

by Licensed_Nerd February 9, 2021

Bare Bumper

A car bumper with nothing on it

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it

by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019

Zooming

The act of holding a conference call using the Zoom app during the Coronavirus pandemic

Mom: Son, go outside, it's warm.
Son: I can't, Mom. I'm Zooming with my physics class

by Licensed_Nerd March 25, 2020

LOCAB

Lots Of Cops Are Bastards. Less-extreme version of ACAB.

Someone: ACAB!
Me: Well, my friend's dad is pretty chill, but still a lot aren't chill.
Someone: LOCAB!

by Licensed_Nerd December 15, 2020

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

McAirliner

A private jet that is just a smaller version of an airliner. Similar to how a small mansion is called a McMansion.

That Dassault Falcon 10X is a McAirliner because it can seat up to 19 passengers.

by Licensed_Nerd October 26, 2024

TikTok Teen

A teenager addicted to TikTok

Girl: Bitch I look like I'm fresh off of TikTok uhhh bitches wanna be famous like me!
Guy: Dude, you're not famous. You're just addicted to TikTok... you're a TikTok Teen.

by Licensed_Nerd September 20, 2019