Instapreneur

Someone who comes up with a lot of entrepreneurial ideas for new Instagram accounts.

Sis: "How many Instagram accounts do you have?"
Bro: "More than seven. I keep coming up with great reasons to make another account. I guess I'm an Instapreneur."

by Licensed_Nerd October 09, 2020

McAirliner

A private jet that is just a smaller version of an airliner. Similar to how a small mansion is called a McMansion.

That Dassault Falcon 10X is a McAirliner because it can seat up to 19 passengers.

by Licensed_Nerd October 26, 2024

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019

French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 05, 2018

Cheems Lamguage

Whemn jumst aboumt emvery wormd hams the lemtters "m" and "b" ramdomly plamced in it becaumse it's how Cheems spemlls wormds.

Dude, why is everyone spelling words with extra m's and b's?
Ah, don't worry about it. It's just Cheems Lamguage. You'll gemt used to it.

by Licensed_Nerd July 08, 2021

Steilish

The new official term for Billie Eilish's attire.

That big, green puffy jacket is so Steilish, I can see Billie Eilish wearing it

by Licensed_Nerd November 28, 2019