French Love 

French Love is that kind of love most often given by boys in their late teens/ early twenties, where they don't want someone that they can have until they are unavailable, in which case they decide that they can't live without them. Women can be guilty of this, too.

(in a French accent)
Man: Oh no non, I do not want to be with you, I could never love you.
Woman: Well I do not care for you anymore, I want to be with him over there.
Man: Oh mon cherie, I cannot live without you, please be mine, oh please.
Woman: FFS! French Love!

French Love by TwistedJezabell December 10, 2013

french canadian love custard 

the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure

hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty

french canadian love custard by scottydo May 29, 2007

french fry lover 

Person who loved french fries as a little child.
Is old,doesn't do anythung, and is a fat, balloon-turkey
Is also a wannabbee teenager

"when i was younger, i loved french fries, i ate it everyday"
"since i became older, i was not as active as i used to be, so i became fat"
ME- Ms. Robson is such a french fry lover

french fry lover by Christal Jackson December 21, 2016

French Toast Lover 

A very dumb person who likes toxic boring people.

person 1: "She just asked Lucas out!"

person 2: "what a French toast lover"

French Toast Lover by Simp Train January 11, 2022