TwistedJezabell's definitions
French Love is that kind of love most often given by boys in their late teens/ early twenties, where they don't want someone that they can have until they are unavailable, in which case they decide that they can't live without them. Women can be guilty of this, too.
(in a French accent)
Man: Oh no non, I do not want to be with you, I could never love you.
Woman: Well I do not care for you anymore, I want to be with him over there.
Man: Oh mon cherie, I cannot live without you, please be mine, oh please.
Woman: FFS! French Love!
Man: Oh no non, I do not want to be with you, I could never love you.
Woman: Well I do not care for you anymore, I want to be with him over there.
Man: Oh mon cherie, I cannot live without you, please be mine, oh please.
Woman: FFS! French Love!
by TwistedJezabell December 10, 2013
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