French Connectioned 

Literally "fucked" following the company initials FCUK ie. French Connection UK.

Phil: I owe that Albanian gangster £500 and I have to pay it back by tonight. .
Ian: Man, you're totally French Connectioned!

French Connectioned by mickeyboygee October 7, 2011

french connection 

1 oz cognac
1 oz Grand Marnier® orange liqueur

Combine ingredients into a snifter and serve neat, or add a small amount of ice if desired.

Barkeep, I'll have a French Connection made with Courvoisier please. Thank you VERY much!!!

french connection by Drink Then Think February 7, 2008

French Connection 

A sexual position involving three people, combining oral and vaginal (or anal) intercourse. This is a subset of a menage-a-trois, and specifically refers to positions during which all of the sexual action is centered on one individual.

A classic French Connection is defined as a man sitting with a woman on his lap facing away from him, while a second woman performs oral sex on the woman receiving intercourse from the man.

John and Lisa gave their friend Samantha the French Connection.

French Connection by Peter Godly November 6, 2005

French Connection 

A European based womens clothing brand that is exorbitantly over-priced but justified in being so as its clothing is durable, fashionable and looks like you bought it at a boutique when on vacation/holiday in Italy.

Victoria: So I heard that there's a French Connection shop at the Galleria!

Zenobia: No way! That's great because I've been looking to spend my hard-earned money on quality clothing that will not fall to pieces in a few months like the crap I bought from Forever 21, H&M and Zara.

Victoria: Psssh whatever, I have my Daddy's credit card.

French Connection by notgnna2 October 31, 2012

The French Connection 

The art of inserting two fingers into a female anus and piercing the membrane through to her vaginal passage. Once this has been completed, the male partner inserts his erect phallus into the anus, and continuing through the previously created route into the vagina. This should only ever attempted with full consent from both parties.

"Bitch was such a freak, she even suggested we try the French Connection."

"It's the third time this week I've been to the hospital, Pete keeps insisting we do the French Connection."

The French Connection by OxfordBikeTheif#1 January 8, 2012

french connection uk'd 

A subtle way to describe a state of being in which one has consumed enough alcohol to the level of being "fucked". This expression stems from the French Connection brand abbreviation "FCUK" and its similarity in spelling to the word "fuck."

"Oh look, Bill's trying to start his car using his TV remote."
"Yeah, he's pretty French Connection UK'd."

french connection uk'd by Mr Sifter November 18, 2011