Freeways

A freeway is an awesome place to ride your time trial bike. It has awesome gameplay and sick features such as off ramps, trash, parked cars, and in ramps. Your job is to go fast and hard and enjoy the 60 mph company.

Coach Scott: Sophia where shall we take these young student triathletes?
Sophia: on the local freeways! I heard they are awesome places to ride!!
Scott: I agree. Idc if they are middle schoolers as long as they have a iPhone we are doing it.
Sophia: Awesome! I was thinking South Santa Fe bc it says "FREEWAY ENTERENCE" and looks fun as hell
Scott: on Jesus, we can take these 12 y/olds on Interstate 70 it's fun and perfect to go fast
Sophia: Even better 💨 !!

by Boo Radley Game December 25, 2024

Freeway Envy

“Freeway Envy” is when you’re stuck in traffic that is not moving at all, then you look over at the opposite side, and the people are flying a long in their cars without a care in the world, and you wish that was you.

“Jan was definitely experiencing FREEWAY ENVY while stuck in traffic, and saw the opposite side of the road moving right a long at a fast pace”

by Julesheart November 16, 2022

freeway gap

A generously sized and inexplicable gap that sometimes occurs between groups of cars on the freeway, most often at night.

Matt: "Dude wtf are you doing?!? You're zig-zagging back and forth between lanes like a bloody lunatic!"

Brad: "It's alright dude, calm down ... can't you see we're in a freeway gap?"

by wxflurry October 1, 2010

Freeway Theory

Formulated by Barney Stinson of "How I Met Your Mother", detailing how relationships are like freeways, and there are exits that can be taken to get out of them:

1. 6 hours (aka one night stand)
2. 4 days
3. 3 weeks
4. 7 months
5. 1.5 years/18 months
6. 18 years
7. death

As Robin would later put it, if one person says, "I love you", then the relationship moves into the carpool lane, where there is a big diamond.

Robin: I usually don't get this far in a relationship. I usually take the 3 week exit.
Lily: Don't tell me you're actually buying into Barney's "freeway theory"

by r3ckl3sson3 April 14, 2009

chocolate freeway

A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'chocolate' freeway"

Jack inserted his cock into Peters arse for a rough ride down the chocolate freeway.

by Ross February 10, 2002

Freeway Blogger

An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.

Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.

by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008

Freeway Blogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The Freeway Blogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by JackSilver March 13, 2008