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freetard

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A zealous advocate of free (as opposed to proprietary) software.

The freetard's entire identity is based around using free and open source software such as Linux, and he spends every waking hour of every day writing self-serving propaganda as to why he is superior to anyone who uses software whose licensing does not allow you to reverse engineer/copy/modify and then release your own version of somebody else's work.
"Hey guys, can you help me get this game installed on Windows 10?"
"You use Micro$oft Windows? Don't you know that software doesn't respect your freedoms? You should use GNU/Linux like me! BTW, I use Arch."
"Oh great, here come the freetards to derail the thread."
freetard by µTorrent 2.2.1 May 27, 2021

freefartfigglin 

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freefartfigglin.org Google Sites, then add "/view/freefartfigglin-org/home" to the URL is a website where you can download working stuff... for free!
You can:
-Download Stone Cold Free
And so much more!
I couldn't find my fiancée a good wedding ring anywhere, so I downloaded a wedding ring on freefartfigglin.org for FREE!
freefartfigglin by IAteMySink May 28, 2023

fretarted 

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fuckin retarted, usually called to idiots who are extremely stupid.
Damn, that bitch is FRETARTED!!
fretarted by CeeCeesofly March 25, 2007

freemartin

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1. A freemartin or free-martin (sometimes martin heifer) is a female bovine with a masculinized behavior and non-functioning ovaries. Genetically and externally the animal is female, but it is sterilized in utero by hormones from a male twin, becoming an infertile partial intersex.1
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2. Lesbian.
I didn't know she was a freemartin.
freemartin by Frobert April 14, 2008

Freemartin

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1. A large masculine woman with striking similarities to a lesbian cow.
2. A female bovine with masculinized behavior and non-functioning ovaries.
Is she one of those hot lesbians, or is she a freemartin?

freetard

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one who firmly believes in not paying for e.g. software, films, music. Generally an avid proponent of p2p filesharing
Fred thinks Hollywood will make films even if nobody pays to see them. He's such a freetard.
freetard by Paytard October 7, 2008
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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