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freemartin

1. A freemartin or free-martin (sometimes martin heifer) is a female bovine with a masculinized behavior and non-functioning ovaries. Genetically and externally the animal is female, but it is sterilized in utero by hormones from a male twin, becoming an infertile partial intersex.1
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2. Lesbian.
I didn't know she was a freemartin.
freemartin by Frobert April 14, 2008
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Freemartin

1. A large masculine woman with striking similarities to a lesbian cow.
2. A female bovine with masculinized behavior and non-functioning ovaries.
Is she one of those hot lesbians, or is she a freemartin?

freemartin

What almost the entire male-presenting population on earth are. Freemartins are in-utero transgender inverted people. Brave New World makes mention that 70% of the population are freemartins, nowadays it is closer to 99%. Genuine males are extremely rare. Most male-presenting people today have long legs, short torsos, small heads and short necks, small facial features. They have arms that angle away from the body and a subcutaneous fat layer. These are all female traits. This is the secret of "skulls and bones." So when the nonbinary crowd say they aren't male or female, they are telling the truth in a very roundabout way. Most of the population are in utero transgenders, only they don't know it. The "illuminated" ones who know the truth of anatomy gatekeep this knowledge. Hormones given at the right time in the womb can make a female fetus develop a penis, or a male fetus develop a vagina. Bone structure is the true indicator of true gender. The bloodlines of people are so corrupted nowadays that they don't need to give people hormones to make freemartins anymore, it just happens. The only GENUINE males you will see today are illuminated people who wear dresses and live as women.
Nirvana has an album called "In Utero" which is a reference to this secret. Kurt can be seen pictured in dresses many times. He knew he was a freemartin.

The trans flag features baby pink and baby blue because it is a reference to this in utero transgender program that has populated the earth with freemartins.

"I'm old gregg, I have a MANGINA!" -Sea Monster Freemartin Old Gregg

Freeating 

Refers to a form of food gathering where a person may only eat foods which are free and available to the general public.

This means foods given, exchanged, stolen or paid for are off limits. Similar to bin diving it originated from the recent Hamish and Andy skit on Rove in which they tackled the current financial global crisis by cutting back on food costs in and effort to save money.
Did you find any food when you freeated from the sample bin at the bakery yesterday?

There are constant freeaters in this neighborhood.

Yesterday I was freeating from a bin in Flinder's Lane.
Freeating by jenhitehat July 12, 2009

Freemantini 

A mixed drink created by Freeman and several other flunkies.
Consist of:
1 entire handle of vodka
750ml of sour apple pucker
700ml of wiskey sour

Is considered pretty much the legal date-rape drink.
"Bar wench, id like a Freemantini please."
Freemantini by 335 July 31, 2007

Freemasking 

Freemasking is similar to freeballing except its your face.
"OMG ! Do you see that woman over there without a mask on ! "
"Oh, she's just freemasking"

freemantling 

The acquisition of small complementary goods from cafes, restaurants or hotels (e.g. salt, pepper, sugar, sauce, little bottles of shampoo, body wash) for use at a later date. Typically from franchises or larger establishments.
"Why do you have all those sugar packets?"
"I am freemantling/have freemantled them for later"
freemantling by Pooli3 April 24, 2019
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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