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Free meal bandit
The person who orders the most expensive items on the menu when someone else offers to pay for the meal
I had no idea Steve was a free meal bandit! He cost me almost $60 when I offered to buy him dinner. Lobster and tenderloin !!! The nerve!!
Free meal bandit by Lunicus February 5, 2012
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Free Meal
A free meal is a meal that you paid nothing for or found, usually by non-traditional means, i.e. food found in a garbage can or roadkill you intend to eat.
When you haven't eaten in 8 days due to low rations in the trenches and you see a horde of trench rats running beneath you and you think, damn. That's a free meal.
Free Meal by premium-succ August 1, 2017
Freemale
Freemale by JaykeisBrutal August 24, 2011
FreeRealms
FreeRealms is an online virtual world, where you can do many things, but not everything. Unfortunately, FreeRealms was shut down by some heartless Video Game developers called SOE. In FreeRealms, you can equipt many jobs, go many places, there were endless amounts of things you could do!
A: "Hey, I was really sad when FreeRealms was shut down.
B: "Me too. At least we all know its way better than EverQuest."
B: "Me too. At least we all know its way better than EverQuest."
FreeRealms by Rosie Bear July 2, 2014
Freezealishous
Freezealishous by aihpos:) May 19, 2021
freemale
An independent, modern woman who is happier living a fulfilling single life than actively pursuing romantic relationships. Most freemales have well-paying jobs, a close-knit network of friends, and a tendency to pursue hobbies, life-enrichment classes, travel, and other activities alone and/or with friends. Some freemales are open to partnering with someone who fits into their busy lives but don’t actively pursue romantic relationships, while others intend to remain single for the long term or permanently. In short, a freemale is a professional woman who is single and genuinely loving it.
freemale by FilmFanatic October 20, 2012
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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