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Free-farting

Passing gas with blatant disregard for one's surroundings, environment or company. Free-farting is so natural that often the subject isn't even aware of doing so.
I had no idea I had been free-farting until I realized that the whole classroom was looking at me in disgust. freefartingfartembarrass
Free-farting by team analplug October 27, 2015
Word of the Day on October 31, 2015
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Free-farting

It's all fun and games until you shart.
After I am 5 drinks in I often find my self Free-Farting , no matter who I am around I will make them leave with my fart cannon.
Free-farting by SmartestAss January 10, 2016

free-fatting 

When you decide to wear a clingy dress or shirt without shape wear
It is 100 degrees out. I don't care I'm free-fatting this dress today
free-fatting by Tphoto May 1, 2014
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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