free trial 

The thing you ignore when you use Winrar

Nobody pays when a free trial is available!

free trial by spaghettieel May 19, 2014

Free Trial 

A Free Trial is a Trial that is Free, aka the best thing ever.

John: Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today!
Jimbo: NO WAY A FREE TRIAL OF THE CRITACALLY ACCLAIMED MMORPG FREE TRIAL THAT INCLUDES THE ENTIRETY OF A REALM REBORN AND THE AWARD-WINNING HEAVENSWARD EXPANSION UP TO LEVEL 60 WITH NO RESTRICTIONS ON PLAYTIME?!?!?! SIGN ME UP BRO!!!

Free Trial by Cod Mizuki June 12, 2021

free trial citizen 

A booty call that extends into other dating activities usually reserved for monogamous couples, such as home cooking and regular oral sex, while maintaining the casual and open nature of a booty call relationship. The 'free trial' is sampling intimacy without actually commiting to it.

I realized after he spent Saturday night spoon-feeding me tiramisu and giving me copious oral pleasure, and then didn't call me for two weeks, that he was a free trial citizen.

free trial citizen by katajamasaki November 3, 2004

free trial of death 

sleep

Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?

free trial of death by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022

free trial villain 

A term meaning a character in a series has only been evil once (or rarely, twice). But, during that time they were villainous, they were extremely evil and heartless to the point that some people would even consider them villainous normally.

Guy 1: "Wait, I thought that person in the series was evil, what happened to them?"
Guy 2: "They were only evil during that episode. They didn't turn evil and kept being evil for the rest of the series. Something happened and they turned good again."
Guy 1: "Oh so they're a free trial villain?"

free trial villain by pingpong89 July 26, 2023

Free Trial Asset Management 

The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.

I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.

Free Trial Asset Management by Chris 29 March 7, 2008

free trialtard 

Someone who is such a tard, they think that a free trial costs money.

I tried giving Jeff a free 2 week discord nitro trial, but the free trialtard bitched about the cost and xozaku'd my present.

free trialtard by MikeTheIncel May 20, 2023