A really old small boring town in the middle of Maryland where the only thing to do that they call fun is to catch snowflakes with your tongue and not much else, but also is recognized as the state's second largest
incorporated city and the fastest growing in a shrinking state when it's barely a city at all and some how there are CDP suburbs in this state that are much larger than that, and also, the only growth I've seen was a new ugly
cookie cutter neighborhood with maybe a Sheetz or a Royal farms gas station and nothing else, A nickname for this town is often called Fredneck, and for good reason!
some guy: HaVe YoU HearD of Frederick, MD?!
Me: Yes I'm from the area, what about it?
some guy: It's A nice HisToriC TowN in MarrY-LanD ThaT Is GrowInG FAst!! I waNNa ViSIt!!
Me: No I don't recommend this boring shithole that they call a fast growing city because Maryland or "MarrY-LanD" is shrinking rapidly now and for good reason, but in Maryland standards, that town is considered fast growth because once they see an ugly new
neighborhood with a sheetz or a
royal farms, they consider that "rapid growth" and also
the only thing to do there that they call fun is to catch snowflakes with your tongue in the winter! Thats why!
some guy: well that town really sux doesn't it!?
Me: Yes it does!