Fownt

Fownt, a combination of fuck and owned - Fuckin' Ownt.

Dude 1: Did you see that guys faceplant?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! FOWNT!

by MrAlex June 16, 2010

Boss Fountain

The large source of health, ammunition, magic, etc. found directly before a boss fight.

Matt: Dude, why is there suddenly so much ammo in this room?

Rob: I'm near the end of the level. It's probably the boss fountain.

by omegaAngel July 20, 2013

Cream Fountain

The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.

Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude

Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc

by SoYouThinkYou'reARockStar October 3, 2013

Fontenization

fontenization(n) - The process of turning a noun into an adj, verb, adverb, or completely making a word up on the spot

fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing

synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation

Noun: "Man my professor's fontenization skills are amazing. When he can't think of a proper word to describe what he wants to convey, he just makes on up on the spot. Oh, and they make sense too!!"

Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"

Examples of fontenization:

"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."

"In java all objects are newed."

by nobodyyouhaveevermet March 25, 2010

Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis

The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.

by byron523 April 12, 2009

Fontlebury

Someone who can't just underline a word in an email without also using italics, a different color font, and an increased font size. A fontlebury often uses this practice when trying to make a point.

Mike: Yo playa, you get my email?
Larry: Yeah man, what's with the font? Do you always insist on changing the color, size, and adding italics any time you underline a word?
Mike: Yeah son, that's how I roll.
Larry: That's about right...you're such a Fontlebury.

by Snake McJake January 30, 2008

fountain pen

Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?

Wow, that chick in class writing with the fountain pen has style!

by Nnnick September 3, 2006