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Boss Fountain
Matt: Dude, why is there suddenly so much ammo in this room?
Rob: I'm near the end of the level. It's probably the boss fountain.
Rob: I'm near the end of the level. It's probably the boss fountain.
Boss Fountain by omegaAngel July 20, 2013
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Cream Fountain
The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.
Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude
Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc
Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc
Cream Fountain by SoYouThinkYou'reARockStar October 3, 2013
Fontenization
fontenization(n) - The process of turning a noun into an adj, verb, adverb, or completely making a word up on the spot
fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing
synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation
fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing
synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation
Noun: "Man my professor's fontenization skills are amazing. When he can't think of a proper word to describe what he wants to convey, he just makes on up on the spot. Oh, and they make sense too!!"
Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"
Examples of fontenization:
"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."
"In java all objects are newed."
Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"
Examples of fontenization:
"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."
"In java all objects are newed."
Fontenization by nobodyyouhaveevermet March 25, 2010
Benish Fountain
Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
Benish Fountain by byron523 April 12, 2009
Fontlebury
Someone who can't just underline a word in an email without also using italics, a different color font, and an increased font size. A fontlebury often uses this practice when trying to make a point.
Mike: Yo playa, you get my email?
Larry: Yeah man, what's with the font? Do you always insist on changing the color, size, and adding italics any time you underline a word?
Mike: Yeah son, that's how I roll.
Larry: That's about right...you're such a Fontlebury.
Larry: Yeah man, what's with the font? Do you always insist on changing the color, size, and adding italics any time you underline a word?
Mike: Yeah son, that's how I roll.
Larry: That's about right...you're such a Fontlebury.
Fontlebury by Snake McJake January 30, 2008
fountain pen
Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?
fountain pen by Nnnick September 3, 2006