Fostorian

A lager, purported to be of Australian descent - although most of it is consumed in England, UK. Cheap and watery, it required a different name to one that made one think of lager.

Fostorian was coined.

'What do you fancy my good man? Stella? Kronenbourg? Coors Extra Light? FOSTORIAN?'

'Fuck that FOSTORIAN shite, get me a real beer'

Fostorian by beezoh February 22, 2005

Fostering 

When you simp so hard, you can't end a platonic friendship with your crush.

"I thought Francesca didn't want to be friends with Jacob anymore"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"

Fostering by Ben Benkins February 6, 2020

Futorian 

One who analyzes history to predict the future.

I aspire to be a Futorian

Futorian by Edwin Weatherby November 12, 2012

Fosterian

Something, someone, or nothing at all......that is all at once everything, something, and nothing all at once and not at all.

-----as manifested by your own mind.

Man 1:"look at that fosterian"
Man 2:"what fosterian"
Man 1:"that Fosterian"
Man 2:"Oh you mean those fosterians"
Man 1:"What Fosterians"

Fosterian by ghhgh June 6, 2009

Fostering 

A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.

Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.

Fostering is not limited to sports:

1) Dude why did you just foster the christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.

2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...

Fostering by Cy Simon August 22, 2008

Forzorian 

Someone who plays forza religiously over and over

He is such a forzorian, always playing that game!

Forzorian by Tadman October 15, 2012

Fostering 

A slightly less extreme version of the commonly found player or also known as a man whore Fostering involves marrying people on facebook in quick succession. Fosterers often talk to many girls via Facebook messages and present a vunerable/emotional side to which appeals to people such as jailbait. Fostering is often a result of people who wish to appear popular and a desperate cry for affection.

Ethan: Wow Matt has gone through 3 Facebook marriages in 2 weeks. He's really fostering lately isn't he.
Sam: Yeah I know, he's getting alot worse.
Ethan: Ah well, better let him get it out of his system.

Fostering by Sue P January 3, 2012