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Asi con falda pareces un forzano
Forzano by Anonymous October 8, 2003

fonzanoon 

someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles as they come up
I don't know why anyone would want to be a fonzanoon. Maybe I should ask Dan, since he is one.
fonzanoon by the prophet March 25, 2003

fonzanoon 

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
That kid Cameron is a fonzanoon. You can tell by his breath.
fonzanoon by Pablo Nikinz April 1, 2011

Dirty forlano 

The act of performing oral sex on someone who's penis was previously up your ass.
Before I cum in your ass, let me give you a dirty forlano
Dirty forlano by parker19777 December 9, 2006

forzaning 

When game companies present previews of their games in game events that show very good graphics, usually using high-end PCs, but when the final product is released, the graphics are poor. The term itself comes from the game Forza 5 for the XBox One that showed amazing overall graphics for the previews but used flat 2d photo cut-outs of people in the final product due to Xbox One hardware limitations.
Wow that Xbox One game looked great in E3. Hopefully there won't be any forzaning when it finally releases.
A well dressed man, with tendancies of being an alcholic cock sucking slob.

The act of a cock sucking slob trying to get in a straight guys pants.
Julie: Look at that good looking guy over their.
Katie: Dont bother, he's a Forlano.

Son of a bitch tried tried to Forlano me.
Forlano by parker19777 December 3, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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