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credit criminal

someone who does not pay there bills.
Often by choice, rather than due to unforseen occurance.
This term was coined in the auto industry and used to describe unfinancable customers.
(Sales manager)
Sorry buddy, there credit criminal's cut them loose and grab another up.
(salesman) Damn it I thought I had a citizen here.
by parker19777 January 20, 2009
mugGet the credit criminalmug.

Citizen

Car slang for a person who has good credit and can finance a vehicle,

opposite of a credit criminal.

Also can refer to a person who has enough money to pay cash for a new vehicle.
Bill Gates citizen:
Homeless person Credit Criminal

(Sales manager)Lets go, buddy you"ve got your self a citizen.
(Sales Person) About time all I've been getting is creep's weirdo's and stroker's
by parker19777 January 20, 2009
mugGet the Citizenmug.

Forlano

A well dressed man, with tendancies of being an alcholic cock sucking slob.

The act of a cock sucking slob trying to get in a straight guys pants.
Julie: Look at that good looking guy over their.
Katie: Dont bother, he's a Forlano.

Son of a bitch tried tried to Forlano me.
by parker19777 December 3, 2006
mugGet the Forlanomug.

fupa-knot

derived from the term fupa (fat upper pubic or pussy area)
A fupa-knot is a fupa so large you must enter the anus or (KNOT) from a rear entry position in order to acheive sexual satisfaction.

Also describes a person who will not have intercorse with a large fupa, IE fupa not.
The girl had to take it in the anus because of her large fupa-knot.

Guy 1. Would you have sex with her?
Guy 2. Not with that huge fupa-knot.
by parker19777 December 3, 2006
mugGet the fupa-knotmug.

Triparied

Refering to the act of anal sex.
The act of engaging in anal sex.
Also being obsessed with the act of anal sex.
Hey I was with this chick last night, I triparied her all night long. Greeked. Hahahahahaha. Pushed her stool way in.

Wow that guy was triparied, All he wanted to do was anal.
by parker19777 September 29, 2007
mugGet the Tripariedmug.

bournivaled

To be fucked over by someone.
To get ill treatment from a boss
I got bournivaled by my ex wife..

I was bournivaled by my boss when I got transfered.
by parker19777 December 1, 2006
mugGet the bournivaledmug.

Dirty forlano

The act of performing oral sex on someone who's penis was previously up your ass.
Before I cum in your ass, let me give you a dirty forlano
by parker19777 December 9, 2006
mugGet the Dirty forlanomug.

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