parker19777's definitions

Muck Muck

Slang for chinese food.

Sales manager - What are we doing for lunch today?
Employee - Lets get some MUCK MUCK.
Salesmanager - Chinese again.
Employee - Hey nothing say's loving like Hot MUCK MUCK on a rain afternoon.

by parker19777 June 16, 2011

dutch oyster

A load of cum shot out of a vagina

After I came, her vagina turned into a dutch oyster

by parker19777 November 12, 2008

bournivaled

To be fucked over by someone.
To get ill treatment from a boss

I got bournivaled by my ex wife..

I was bournivaled by my boss when I got transfered.

by parker19777 December 1, 2006

Forlano

A well dressed man, with tendancies of being an alcholic cock sucking slob.

The act of a cock sucking slob trying to get in a straight guys pants.

Julie: Look at that good looking guy over their.
Katie: Dont bother, he's a Forlano.

Son of a bitch tried tried to Forlano me.

by parker19777 December 3, 2006

uncle dicky

some one intent on screwing you, wether physically mentally or financhiley,

Uncle Dicky really stuck it up my ass.

I had 100 bucks in my pocket, then I met uncle dicky.

Uncle dicky ruined my life, now I got a headache

by parker19777 December 3, 2006

fupa-knot

derived from the term fupa (fat upper pubic or pussy area)
A fupa-knot is a fupa so large you must enter the anus or (KNOT) from a rear entry position in order to acheive sexual satisfaction.

Also describes a person who will not have intercorse with a large fupa, IE fupa not.

The girl had to take it in the anus because of her large fupa-knot.

Guy 1. Would you have sex with her?
Guy 2. Not with that huge fupa-knot.

by parker19777 December 3, 2006

Dirty forlano

The act of performing oral sex on someone who's penis was previously up your ass.

Before I cum in your ass, let me give you a dirty forlano

by parker19777 December 9, 2006