Definitions by Atticus7362

Carthritis

When you sit in a car for so long that your bones and joints hurt

Mark: Why are you limping?
John: I just had to drive for eleven hours and I think I got carthritis

Carthritis by Atticus7362 August 31, 2018

fortnitus 

When someone gets sleep exhaustion from playing to much Fortnite

“Why’s John not here at school?”
“Oh, he was up too late and he got Fortnitus.”

fortnitus by Atticus7362 May 6, 2018