2 definitions by Atticus7362

fortnitus

When someone gets sleep exhaustion from playing to much Fortnite

“Why’s John not here at school?”
“Oh, he was up too late and he got Fortnitus.”

by Atticus7362 February 16, 2018

Carthritis

When you sit in a car for so long that your bones and joints hurt

Mark: Why are you limping?
John: I just had to drive for eleven hours and I think I got carthritis

by Atticus7362 September 1, 2018