Carthritis

When you sit in a car for so long that your bones and joints hurt
Mark: Why are you limping?
John: I just had to drive for eleven hours and I think I got carthritis
by Atticus7362 August 31, 2018
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fortnitus

When someone gets sleep exhaustion from playing to much Fortnite
“Why’s John not here at school?”
“Oh, he was up too late and he got Fortnitus.”
by Atticus7362 May 06, 2018
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