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onyx the fortuitous 

Onyx The Fortuitous (AKA Weird Gamer Guy, Weird Satanist Guy, Weird Arby's Guy, Weird Furry Guy, ETC.) Is a well known internet personality played by Andrew Bowser. He has his own webshow called "The Shadow Zone." He formerly lived in his mother's basement and is commonly seen drinking tiny wines.

Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"
Onyx The Fortuitous is the sexiest man on the planet.
onyx the fortuitous by devildaddy February 4, 2018

fortuitous 

She was extremely fortuitous that the assistant manager was fired, for she then gained a new job with better pay!
fortuitous by tinadrummin November 17, 2005

fortitus 

When you turn 10 toy will feel horrible and sick inside and at night you will leak sweat and oils that you body produces.
Hello doctor,I think i have Fortitus.

Fortuitous 

/see also fortuity. This serves as reference to the story “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,” by Lewis Carroll, during the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party. The word “fortuity” means “four-to-a-tea,” which sums similar things up. Fortuitous is everyone for tea: connectivity, inclusivity. All for tea unless your tea sours the whole bunch.
It was rather fortuitous that Odd needed water and Even needed fabric, as this helped them both through the storm.
Fortuitous by MichyLaMichy May 27, 2022

Forticiously 

"Thank you forticiously!" Christian commented.
Forticiously by Anonymous23873894 January 8, 2024

forticiously 

Used to emphasise sincere gratitude.

Originating from the Latin fortuna (meaning fate or luck), it is used to wish good fortune to those who help.
"Thank you forticiously for completing the Geography assignment," Christian commented.