Fortitrous

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The emotion you feel when you answer the phone and no-one says anything and/or the anger you feel when you call someone and they don't answer.

"UGH! When Jordan doesn't answer, I feel so fortitrious."

"Stop calling and not saying anything! It makes me fortitrous!"

Fortitrous by trailbreaker May 2, 2010

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onyx the fortuitous

Onyx The Fortuitous (AKA Weird Gamer Guy, Weird Satanist Guy, Weird Arby's Guy, Weird Furry Guy, ETC.) Is a well known internet personality played by Andrew Bowser. He has his own webshow called "The Shadow Zone." He formerly lived in his mother's basement and is commonly seen drinking tiny wines.

Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"

Onyx The Fortuitous is the sexiest man on the planet.

onyx the fortuitous by devildaddy February 4, 2018

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fortuitous

extremely lucky, fortunate, unexpected

She was extremely fortuitous that the assistant manager was fired, for she then gained a new job with better pay!

fortuitous by tinadrummin November 17, 2005

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fortitus

When you turn 10 toy will feel horrible and sick inside and at night you will leak sweat and oils that you body produces.

Hello doctor,I think i have Fortitus.

fortitus by Michelle Matthew July 25, 2018

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Fortuitous

/see also fortuity. This serves as reference to the story “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,” by Lewis Carroll, during the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party. The word “fortuity” means “four-to-a-tea,” which sums similar things up. Fortuitous is everyone for tea: connectivity, inclusivity. All for tea unless your tea sours the whole bunch.

It was rather fortuitous that Odd needed water and Even needed fabric, as this helped them both through the storm.

Fortuitous by MichyLaMichy May 27, 2022

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Forticiously

Used to emphasise sincerity and gratitude.

"Thank you forticiously!" Christian commented.

Forticiously by Anonymous23873894 January 8, 2024

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forticiously

Used to emphasise sincere gratitude.

Originating from the Latin fortuna (meaning fate or luck), it is used to wish good fortune to those who help.

"Thank you forticiously for completing the Geography assignment," Christian commented.

forticiously by Anonymous23873894223 January 9, 2024

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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