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Fortnitus 

That one Autistic kid in your class who still spends racks on fortnite, often , someone who has contacted a bad case of Fortnitus, will always be that kid who misses school in the week, just to get some more wins and then they proceed to tell everyone the next day. Often this person is a massive virgin and aspires to be like ninja (and comes into school lookin like Ninja's billboard)
damn, Rafi Goldsmith hasn't been back to school in months, think he got a case of Fortnitus?

WTF!!!!, did you hear that the autistic guy with a bad case of Fortnitus maxed out his dad's credit card and now he can't afford child support LMAO Xd

fortnitus 

Its when you catch a disease where you gain herbert the pervert powers and choose Fortnite over every game in your collection, Fortnitus has affected almost a tenth of all Americans. Symptoms include - The urge to skip school, The urge to skip work, Drowsiness (from loss of sleep) and being triggered.
Dude you've got fortnitus
fortnitus by fortnitus March 5, 2018

Fortnitus 

He has fortnitus
Fortnitus by Yananontoast June 17, 2019

fortnitus 

A deasise that makes you play too much Fortnite. Deasise is terminal when the victim starts doing Fortnite dances
Adam plays to much Fortnite. He now has fortnitus
fortnitus by Fameron October 15, 2018

Fortnite balls 

Hamborgir sussy balls lil mosey is red sussy balls EDP445 balls I like 13-
Unlock yo jaw
Unlock em
Unlock em
Fo the fortnite balls
Fortnite balls by * A M O G U S * August 14, 2021

$19 fortnite card 

who wants it? and yes, im giving it away. remember, share, share, share. and trolls, dont get blocked.
wow i want that $19 fortnite card
$19 fortnite card by nice cæck February 16, 2021
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