Fortissamo

The act of running full sprint naked. Next tuck your nut-sack into your ass-crack and jump up doing a toe touch. Then proceed to land on your ass onto a plunger.

"Nick, I saw Olar giving himself the Fortissamo in the bathroom after class!"

by Brandaminator October 9, 2006

Fartissimo

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011

fortissimo

A dynamic level in music. Basically, very loud.

The drummer was playing almost as loud as a Fortissimo level.

by RealSGII2 December 11, 2018

fartissimo

a butt-trumpet blast for the ages.

it might not be silent, but it's perfectly capable of still being deadly.

The winner of the vegetarian chili-chomping contest soon found her downfall as her bum began to play in fartissimo, to the delight and dismay of her companions.

by Haystack October 28, 2015

Fortissimo

The quietest volume a trumpet can play at.

Derek was a trumpet player, and was physically incapable of playing quieter than fortissimo. That was a good thing, since it meant the rest of the band's mistakes were not heard, only his own.

by owjiefi0 October 22, 2023

fartissimo

A person who farts very loudly.

ohhh, what a fartissimo!! The echo still lingers !!

by RIcketyBalls95 May 22, 2025