Fornichit 

V. To hit someone and then apologize for something else.

Person 1. "The other day I hit someone."

Person 2. "Did you apologize for hittin him?"

Person 1. "No, I Fornichit."

Fornichit by Casted Shadow December 28, 2005

Alien Fornication 

For anything completly out of this world!
Came about after watching a Video on the Famous soccer player Ronaldiniho's ball skills which it could only be reffured to as " Alien Fornication"

That is some "Alien Fornication" Right there.
You are the Bi-Product of "Alien Fornication"
nothing more to be said except.. that was "fornicated"
Exceptional "Alien Fornication"

Alien Fornication by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008

forniphilia 

Is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.

Man: would you like tobe my next forniphilia project?
Woman: ok, can i be a chandiler this time?

forniphilia by waz223 August 27, 2011

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

fornicaterer by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

fornication agglomeration 

A cluster fuck, as described in polite company.

Yes, Reverend, tcompany.the parking situation downtown is a real fornication agglomeration.

fornication agglomeration by Entropolous February 11, 2019

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

maternal fornicator by vernon dutton January 20, 2004