footville

a small hick town with no stores but a small butcher shop that all the hicks take their deer to be slaughtered .Located 45 min outside of Cleveland Ohio.

I live in Footville . Please shoot me.

footville by abovethecloudsLA December 13, 2009

Footballers Nipple 

A common injury received when playing football. Occurs when the fabric of the shirt rubs against ones chest whilst running, making ones nipples extremely red and very sore. Worse than a kick in the nuts.

''Oh man, I was at 5's last night and my shirt was too baggy. Running about gave me footballers nipple! Had to walk about with plasters on my tits today like Lady Gaga.''

Footballers Nipple by SORETITS January 19, 2013

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping 

America as a nation defined in a single word

"It what I've long said, America's a nation that can be defined in a single word... The foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" - Joe Biden

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping by SadCrybby420 April 27, 2022

Fantasy Footballers 

Three hilarious friends named Andy, Mike, and Jason who host the largest fantasy football podcast. They often have terribly bad fantasy football takes, but they make up for it with Andy's corny jokes, Mike's hyena laugh, and Jason's dry sarcasm. If you ever get to visit their studio in person you might see Brooks' $100,000 Rolex or Jason's 100 signed Kerryon Johnson jerseys. Legend has it that their producer Brooks bought the Footballers first 5,000 podcast subscribers for $10 each, but had to get a refund when the fake followers company accidentally charged Brook's card $10 million, which did not affect his net worth in the slightest, although he still wanted it back to buy his new state of the art ballet studio.

Fans of the Fantasy Footballers are known as the Footclan. Footclan members generally overhype every player the Footballers even mention, such as pushing Clyde Edwards-Helaire into the top 5 ADP in his rookie season or refusing to trade Kerryon Johnson for Patrick Mahomes in dynasty. The average Footclan member is bald, overweight, has a beard, and likes country music - in other words, Jason.

Idiot 1: Did you hear the latest episode of the Fantasy Footballers?
Idiot 2: Yeah man! I'm gonna draft Antonio Gibson at the 1.01 now!
Idiot 1: Same dude! Where's the nearest Little Ceasar's? *turns on country music*

Fantasy Footballers by fantasysimp April 8, 2021

Catalina Foothills 

An affluent suburb of Tucson, Arizona where people move to when they can't afford to live in California.

"I felt like trash living in SoCo because people with real money there live in $2,000,000+ homes so I moved to a $500,000 house in Catalina Foothills so blue-collar Tucsonans think I'm rich."

Catalina Foothills by EA888 July 30, 2013

Foothill Horizons Summer Camp 

The happiest place on earth. Made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers' face world wide. And we mean WORLD WIDE. By letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your "horizons" and develop your social skills in this Miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. To be continued...until you come here.

Example 1

Camper 1: Wow, I just expanded my "horizons" at Foothill Horizons Summer Camp.

Camper 2: Why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?

Example 2

Senior at High School: I just got accepted to UC Davis! Thanks Foothill Horizons Summer Camp!

Foothill Horizons Summer Camp by [e-mail] October 15, 2011

promising footballer 

Term used by the police and press to describe a hooligan who lacks any real prospects beyond their criminality

Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.

promising footballer by JonnTeee October 30, 2019