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Peng Footstool 

When a super attractive or in other words a Peng girl uses a guys back for her footstool.
Guy 1: Did you see the photo of Joanne and the guy, she was resting her legs on his back?
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!
Peng Footstool by anonymous November 15, 2020

heard footsteps 

This is a phenomenon in which a player focuses on what his opponents are doing instead of what he is supposed to do.
The receiver dropped the ball because he heard footsteps!
heard footsteps by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021

Fucking in my footsteps

When an individual proceeds to sleep with every individual you have fucked.
Can you believe this bitch is fucking in my footsteps?

footstool 

A bald head to lie your feet on when you are relaxing at home. It is much more comfortable than an actual footstool. The bald head ideally should be waxed or completely shaved so that it does not tickle or scratch feet. Some people also call this a baldy.
I wish I had my own human footstool or baldy instead of having to use this harder footstool from the store.
footstool by Anna Isabella November 3, 2006

footstool 

Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.
Last night I rested my feet and painted my toenails on Alberto's smooth footstool while he was watching the game.
footstool by Valinda November 2, 2006

footstool 

To completely and totally destroy something or someone. Taken from the biblical "...until I make your enemies a footstool for your feet."
Lot: Hey, did you hear about Gomorrah?

Howard: Yeah, God totally footstooled those chumps.
footstool by capnwacky March 28, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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