capnwacky's definitions

footstool

To completely and totally destroy something or someone. Taken from the biblical "...until I make your enemies a footstool for your feet."

Lot: Hey, did you hear about Gomorrah?

Howard: Yeah, God totally footstooled those chumps.

by capnwacky March 28, 2009

Invisible Stop Sign

A stop sign that is not there, but is observed by locals anyway. Often found at the end of freeway on-ramps, in parking lots, and in front of Yield signs in Massachusetts.

No officer, I did NOT see that she was stopped. Must have been that invisible stop sign.

by capnwacky March 28, 2009

shit chasm

A large predicament. A fine mess. Usually extravagant and almost always darkly comic in nature. AKA a "shit ravine."

Wes: Did you hear Zach got in trouble at that party on Saturday night?

Sonny: Yeah, he got himself in a real shit chasm.

by capnwacky July 13, 2009

shit ravine

A large predicament. A fine mess. Usually extravagant and almost always darkly comic in nature. AKA a "shit chasm."

Ollie: Well, here's another colossal shit ravine you've gotten me in to, Stan.

by capnwacky July 13, 2009