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When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.
"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."
footshit by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018

Footschlong 

1.) A penis equaling 12 inches.

2.) A unit of measurement equivalent to 12 inches.

3.) A penis equal in size to either the owners feet, or their partners.

4.) A birth defect in which sufferers spontaneous develop full sets of male genitalia on their feet.
1 Girl, i'm 'onna tell you this but do NOT repeat it, 'Mmmkay? He drops 'draws on me and this fine young man has a footschlong... YES GIRL! *head twitch* *snap* A Footschlong.

2 Girl, that's nothing. Tyrone, my baby daddy, MY BABY DADDY, my baby daddy; has a double footschlong...

3 Seriously, we were in the locker room and we check it! Ted put his foot up on the bench and leaned it against it; it's totally a footschlong.

4 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE SOCKS THAT WILL FIT ME?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? SIR? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FOOTSCHLONG, SIR?
Footschlong by MrPang December 5, 2010

footshmuck 

A shmuck that just won't get off your foot.
Get that smurfing footshmuck off my foot.
footshmuck by Biffyplatypus May 14, 2008
Fotographieren ohne requisite.
Let me allow you to footsch your pie hole, so to place your foot firmly in your silver spoon grille to accommodate the heresy in your upbringings adamit approach to prying preclusively predominate precursor preponderance of private personal palatable endeavours. On the hooch, happy, emerald en route to his mobile is swarmed by poporatzi shattering shook spore fauxn guy with dreary pictures of him in mid kitty grinning nocturnal eat your victims for breakfast kind of clepto prior to his level me out class glass $100 hot rail.

Footshooter 

The coldest man on PS4 in every single game type

G.O.A.T.
This dude is playing like a “Footshooter;” he’s unstoppable!
Footshooter by C411 M3 D4D September 16, 2018

footshawarma 

the sexiest little fuck out there. he shits bombs and gets all the pussy there’s no one else as immaculately sexy as he is
girl: oh my fucking god is that footshawarma? fuckkk my pussy is so wet it feels like the niagara falls
footshawarma by golfingfan1 December 23, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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