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When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.
"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."
footshit by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018

Footschlong 

1.) A penis equaling 12 inches.

2.) A unit of measurement equivalent to 12 inches.

3.) A penis equal in size to either the owners feet, or their partners.

4.) A birth defect in which sufferers spontaneous develop full sets of male genitalia on their feet.
1 Girl, i'm 'onna tell you this but do NOT repeat it, 'Mmmkay? He drops 'draws on me and this fine young man has a footschlong... YES GIRL! *head twitch* *snap* A Footschlong.

2 Girl, that's nothing. Tyrone, my baby daddy, MY BABY DADDY, my baby daddy; has a double footschlong...

3 Seriously, we were in the locker room and we check it! Ted put his foot up on the bench and leaned it against it; it's totally a footschlong.

4 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE SOCKS THAT WILL FIT ME?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? SIR? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FOOTSCHLONG, SIR?
Footschlong by MrPang December 5, 2010

footshmuck 

A shmuck that just won't get off your foot.
Get that smurfing footshmuck off my foot.
footshmuck by Biffyplatypus May 14, 2008
Fotographieren ohne requisite.
Let me allow you to footsch your pie hole, so to place your foot firmly in your silver spoon grille to accommodate the heresy in your upbringings adamit approach to prying preclusively predominate precursor preponderance of private personal palatable endeavours. On the hooch, happy, emerald en route to his mobile is swarmed by poporatzi shattering shook spore fauxn guy with dreary pictures of him in mid kitty grinning nocturnal eat your victims for breakfast kind of clepto prior to his level me out class glass $100 hot rail.

Footshooter 

The coldest man on PS4 in every single game type

G.O.A.T.
This dude is playing like a “Footshooter;” he’s unstoppable!
Footshooter by C411 M3 D4D September 16, 2018

footshawarma 

the sexiest little fuck out there. he shits bombs and gets all the pussy there’s no one else as immaculately sexy as he is
girl: oh my fucking god is that footshawarma? fuckkk my pussy is so wet it feels like the niagara falls
footshawarma by golfingfan1 December 23, 2022
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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