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When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.
"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."
footshit by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018
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Footschlong 

1.) A penis equaling 12 inches.

2.) A unit of measurement equivalent to 12 inches.

3.) A penis equal in size to either the owners feet, or their partners.

4.) A birth defect in which sufferers spontaneous develop full sets of male genitalia on their feet.
1 Girl, i'm 'onna tell you this but do NOT repeat it, 'Mmmkay? He drops 'draws on me and this fine young man has a footschlong... YES GIRL! *head twitch* *snap* A Footschlong.

2 Girl, that's nothing. Tyrone, my baby daddy, MY BABY DADDY, my baby daddy; has a double footschlong...

3 Seriously, we were in the locker room and we check it! Ted put his foot up on the bench and leaned it against it; it's totally a footschlong.

4 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE SOCKS THAT WILL FIT ME?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? SIR? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FOOTSCHLONG, SIR?
Footschlong by MrPang December 5, 2010

footshmuck 

A shmuck that just won't get off your foot.
Get that smurfing footshmuck off my foot.
footshmuck by Biffyplatypus May 14, 2008
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Let me allow you to footsch your pie hole, so to place your foot firmly in your silver spoon grille to accommodate the heresy in your upbringings adamit approach to prying preclusively predominate precursor preponderance of private personal palatable endeavours. On the hooch, happy, emerald en route to his mobile is swarmed by poporatzi shattering shook spore fauxn guy with dreary pictures of him in mid kitty grinning nocturnal eat your victims for breakfast kind of clepto prior to his level me out class glass $100 hot rail.

Footshooter 

The coldest man on PS4 in every single game type

G.O.A.T.
This dude is playing like a “Footshooter;” he’s unstoppable!
Footshooter by C411 M3 D4D September 16, 2018

footshawarma 

the sexiest little fuck out there. he shits bombs and gets all the pussy there’s no one else as immaculately sexy as he is
girl: oh my fucking god is that footshawarma? fuckkk my pussy is so wet it feels like the niagara falls
footshawarma by golfingfan1 December 23, 2022