footshmuck

A shmuck that just won't get off your foot.

Get that smurfing footshmuck off my foot.

by Biffyplatypus May 14, 2008

Footsmack

A kick done with bare feet or sandals.

I was tring to steal the hackysack from this group of hippies but then I got footsmacked!

by ,_\ ( ) |-| /\/ April 8, 2009

Footshock

Footshock, alternatively Toeshock, is another term for podophopia (a fear of feet). This term is specifically used to describe those who've obtained this phobia via the internet and the normalization of foot fetishes, being unable to see feet the same way ever again.

"Dude, could you put some fuckin' socks on, man? I got major footshock, bro. You can thank everyone from Twitter to Discord for that shit."

by MisterrMustachio September 8, 2025