Footber

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Footber by Footber The First November 3, 2023

Hot-footer 

A Delaware DOT-invented derogatory term for a Mexican American.

See also: Wetback, Spic

"So I'm in Delaware, minding my own f*cking business, punching my 9-5, and this d*mned hot footer walks in..."

"Wow. Did you see that hot-footer clear that border fence?"

Hot-footer by 2JupitersTooMany May 14, 2009

20 footer 

When a girl looks smoking hot from far(20 feet or more)... but when you approach her she's actually hideous.

The 20 Footer-
Good from far... but far from good.

20 footer by NZizzle February 26, 2009

Thirty Footer

A woman that only looks good from beyond thirty feet.

From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"

From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."

Thirty Footer by ThaFreak55 May 14, 2011

Forty Footer

A woman who looks hot from far away, but when you get close she's is ugly.

Hey that girl is a forty footer

Forty Footer by Jonathan Dack October 22, 2004

Fifty-footer

1. A chick thats good from far, but far from good.

The chick that was cruzin my direction was damn good, then i put on my glasses and realized she was a fifty-footer. damn glasses!

Fifty-footer by Leo fo real December 10, 2003

Foobert 

it is like calling someone a fool but just in a nicer way.

1-heyy stop being a foobert
2-that's nice foobert
3-so what should we do foobert?
4-you're such a foobert

Foobert by youareafoobertforreadingthis January 15, 2010