Fifty-footer Share definition Flag 1. A chick thats good from far, but far from good. The chick that was cruzin my direction was damn good, then i put on my glasses and realized she was a fifty-footer. damn glasses! Fifty-footer by Leo fo real December 10, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Fifty-footer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch