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Thug, and person that does what he wants
I wish I could be more like Foontz.
Foontz by funtz October 24, 2011
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foonthyurnt

(foo-ntee-yurnt)

1. a slur that is typically primed towards humans referring to them as psycopathic, lunatic, or moronic

2. to act in a crazy or ludicrous manner; moronic

origin: worxonian

a phrase used unfrequently by gooseworx characters. its first known speaking was of may 27, 2018 used in the gooseworx original "A CRUMMY COMMERCIAL" when referring to gooseworx her/himself by the character shivanthriza lorauxulence and has not been used since, likely due to its offensive manner.
"The Gooseworx Fashionline is an excellent place where you can pick up several Gooseworx â„¢-brand T-shirts without surrenduring your distinctiveness as a human to an internet musician who pretends to be a robot like some kind of delirious foonthyurnt
foonthyurnt by The Counter Counter November 14, 2020
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Footzilla 

Footzilla .. A person with unkept feet or toenails.
"Tina's pedicure was attempting to make her ugly Footzilla fungus ridden feet more presentable in sandals"
Footzilla by T. B. Teller October 6, 2017
The sound that Nerfs gun make when shooting darts
Hey did you know the sound Nef Gun make when you shoot a dart is foont
Foont by Dogsteeves August 3, 2018
flonttz ~( pronounced flontsz ) Any person or state of being that would render somebody homosexual and or entering into a state of overly exerted/ extreme gay-o-ness potential. One can flontz at home or with another person however once identified as a flontz that person shalt be shunned by all who overheard. Flontz can be used as an adjective or a verb.
I would love to flontz with you tonight, but I have a party in my pants of another kind, FLONTZ
Flontz by Sexy Bologna November 9, 2010

foontyah 

A phony ass person who often makes still awkward comments in mixed company.
That dude who was talking about basketball was extremely foontyah!
foontyah by Fitham March 3, 2021
to call or leave a message for a group of people at once from your cell phone.
girl #1: where is everyone going out tonight?
girl #2: not sure, might be downtown or just at Jim's
girl #3: cool, i'll foonz everyone later and we'll figure it out...
foonz by simi400 December 13, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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