Flontz 

flonttz ~( pronounced flontsz ) Any person or state of being that would render somebody homosexual and or entering into a state of overly exerted/ extreme gay-o-ness potential. One can flontz at home or with another person however once identified as a flontz that person shalt be shunned by all who overheard. Flontz can be used as an adjective or a verb.

I would love to flontz with you tonight, but I have a party in my pants of another kind, FLONTZ

Flontz by Sexy Bologna November 9, 2010

Flonty 

Some fucking newfag involved in operation ponytail who doesn't understand rules 1&2.

He talked to the BBC about operation ponytail, telling them it was a planned attack from 4chan.

Flonty is a 21 year old newfag from Germany.

Flonty by Hollydollie June 12, 2009

Fluntz

used when pissed, used to curse

Fluntz! Melissa just died!

Fluntz by madzeline December 24, 2008

flotz 

Hebrew for a fart.

Aaron thought he could cover up his flotz with the sound of the bus going by, but the rotten garlic smell gave it away.

flotz by pentozali August 12, 2012

Flontage 

Flontage is a verb and it represents the finger action that contestants on shows like American Idol or Dancing With the Stars do during voting ceremonies.

An American Idol contestant would like the viewing audience to vote for them. They have a telephone number placed beneath them on the television screen that you must call to cast your vote. This number happens to end in the number four, as they are contestant number four.
In an attempt to get your vote contestant number four does everything in their power to get your attention.
Pulling out all the stops they dance and shimmy and act like they are holding their number up on your TV screen. Instead of using one hand with four fingers to represent the number four, they will flontage. Contestant four will use two fingers on each hand to represent the number four (2+2=4). There may even be a dance involved in which the fingers are moved and twisted then held up to the eyes, sort of like the John Travolta dance in Pulp Fiction.

Flontage by Aimers Von Aimerson April 30, 2008

Flotzilla

Flotzilla is a "monster" created by the band Flotsam And Jetsam. Flotzilla is supposed to kick devil's ass (and doin' it on the first album cover Doomsday For The Deceiver). It was invented to protect the band from "satanic cult" accusations.

Thrasher 1: Jesus man i can see the devil goin' out of my closet!!!
Thrasher 2: Do not worry dude, flotzilla is here!

Flotzilla by gorky_park March 16, 2010

flotz 

The act of extreme excited happiness

Matt:Wow ask me how that math test makes me feel!
Marisa: Flotztastic?!
Matt: No, dude, definetely, ANTI-Flotztastic, i just could not...

flotz by Marion Skidley December 7, 2006