Foont
Foont by Dogsteeves August 3, 2018
Words you can keep
foont
The name of the sound made when you ejaculate across a ceramic drinking jug.
Kind of the same sound that hillbillys use when there in the middle of a ho down and one of them is blowing on a jug.
But your blowing your load across it.
Kind of the same sound that hillbillys use when there in the middle of a ho down and one of them is blowing on a jug.
But your blowing your load across it.
foont by xvaluedrivenx January 18, 2010
Fontenization
fontenization(n) - The process of turning a noun into an adj, verb, adverb, or completely making a word up on the spot
fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing
synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation
fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing
synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation
Noun: "Man my professor's fontenization skills are amazing. When he can't think of a proper word to describe what he wants to convey, he just makes on up on the spot. Oh, and they make sense too!!"
Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"
Examples of fontenization:
"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."
"In java all objects are newed."
Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"
Examples of fontenization:
"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."
"In java all objects are newed."
Fontenization by nobodyyouhaveevermet March 25, 2010
Fontlebury
Someone who can't just underline a word in an email without also using italics, a different color font, and an increased font size. A fontlebury often uses this practice when trying to make a point.
Mike: Yo playa, you get my email?
Larry: Yeah man, what's with the font? Do you always insist on changing the color, size, and adding italics any time you underline a word?
Mike: Yeah son, that's how I roll.
Larry: That's about right...you're such a Fontlebury.
Larry: Yeah man, what's with the font? Do you always insist on changing the color, size, and adding italics any time you underline a word?
Mike: Yeah son, that's how I roll.
Larry: That's about right...you're such a Fontlebury.
Fontlebury by Snake McJake January 30, 2008
Frontin' Behind A Font
When someone over exaggerates how good or even how bad their life is on a social networking site, blog, etc. and when you see them in the streets/in real life it's not even like that.
Phrase is coined by PAT aka Mental Floss follow him @Mental_Floss817
Phrase is coined by PAT aka Mental Floss follow him @Mental_Floss817
I thought Meagan posted on Facebook that she just bought a brand new house and is loving life. I just went to visit and it's section 8 housing and her eye is black from her boyfriend getting drunk and beating on her. She's frontin' behind a font.
Frontin' Behind A Font by Mental_Floss817 August 7, 2011
fontasize
"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"
"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.
"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.
fontasize by F reshleaf April 16, 2022
sarcastic font
"He said all of Europe was collapsing and the Euro would be gone tomorrow, so in my sarcastic font I told him to call CNN and let them know right away."
"Dang, I missed Rush Limbaugh today, so now who am I going to get all my opinions from?" she said using her sarcastic font.
"Dang, I missed Rush Limbaugh today, so now who am I going to get all my opinions from?" she said using her sarcastic font.
sarcastic font by h20kj May 6, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.