Food penis

A hunger for sexual activity in the penile region

Ethan had a large food penis after seeing a very attractive person down the street.

by Heisenberg White December 26, 2011

penis food

Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.

Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF

BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!

by dangnuggets October 10, 2016

penis-food

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)

Boy that lass is instant penis-food.

by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018

John Footpenis

The name of John Hancock before he changed his name because he was constantly made fun of.

Benjamin Franklin: Hey John Footpenis wanna sign the declaration, or you too busy trying to get the penis off your foot ? (Other delegates): Hahahaha! John Footpenis: That is it, it's John Hancock from now on !

by Mike72324 November 21, 2013

Footpenis

1.)When you have a foot-long penis.
2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".

"Her boyfriend has a footpenis."

by Mason (Tornado) October 30, 2008

Footpenis

The condition of having a freakish penis-like toe that grows out of your foot about two or three inches higher than the rest of your toes.

Yo, mothafucka, check that footpenis out. I could suck on that nappy ass chuckwad til the motherfuckin Rapture, mothafucka.

by CelineDion November 1, 2008