Fonce

The combination of a furry and nonce. Someone who enjoys sexual relations with both children and animals.

"Connor, you're such a fonce!"
"Aw thanks, I fuck kids... what? YOU'RE weird"

by darkervalleys November 19, 2019

Fonce

Vaginal secretions from a woman of colour.

Common let me give you a mouth full of fonce, watch my ass go bompa bompa bomp bomp.

by Missy Smelliot February 13, 2023

vert-fonce

connor is a 15-year-old tumblogger from england. he has one of the best green blogs around and he's also known as "the king of green". he's on a mission to make everyone feel cared for and loved, and seeing as he's the nicest guy on tumblr he does a great job of this. if anyone messages him he will make them feel loved. there's not much more to say except that he is perfect!

vert-fonce: you're perfect <3

by leteti October 22, 2012

FONEE

Fear Of Not Enjoying Enough

counterpart to FOMO.
Happens when one is doing some desirable activity, but is overwhelmed by the fear that they are not "in it" and not enjoying the moment enough.

(while watching a sunset)
- isn't this view amazing?
* I know, but I am constantly thinking about work, and I'm having really bad FONEE because of it.

by flekkie_ April 27, 2022

yard of that fence

high quality oral gratification

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".

by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013

Don't Wiz on the electric fence!

An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*

"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)

by The Official Wisdom December 13, 2021

Don't Wiz on the electric fence!

An extremely fun and educational board game played by Stimpy and Ren's cousin, Sven.

Ren: I'm gonna Wiz on ya, then hit ya, and punch ya..
Stimpy Sven: noooo!!
Ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(Ren unzips his fly and proceeds to wiz on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't wiz on the electric fence!*

by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021