Foncee

Modernized term for depression.

“I diagnose you with crippling Foncee.”

by Nephu November 24, 2021

FONEE

Fear Of Not Enjoying Enough

counterpart to FOMO.
Happens when one is doing some desirable activity, but is overwhelmed by the fear that they are not "in it" and not enjoying the moment enough.

(while watching a sunset)
- isn't this view amazing?
* I know, but I am constantly thinking about work, and I'm having really bad FONEE because of it.

by flekkie_ April 27, 2022

Fontee

Noun; user of an internet message board who consistently abuses the ability to change the font one's message is displayed in, often rendering the text unreadable. More often than not a newbie.

I can't read what you're saying, fontee.

by Joey Roe April 27, 2006

Ass-foncles

When someone scares you so horribly, that your ass defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.

I'm being sued for assault, because i walked around a corner and he got the ass-foncles.

by Mr. Degotè June 22, 2010

Foceee

Anyone who had had relations with Oky

"i slept with Oky last night. im such a Focee"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

Fonkeezy

An affirmative response

Question: "Are you down to unicorn me later tonight?"
Answer: "Fonkeezy!"

by nets46 April 18, 2010

Foncker

A person who has a very small penis and probably knocked up their girlfriend of 3 years.

That Cody kid is such a Foncker... His girlfriend was so unsatisfied and shes 6 months pregnant!

by Sweet Timmy P January 3, 2010