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Modernized term for depression.
“I diagnose you with crippling Foncee.”
Foncee by Nephu November 24, 2021
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Fear Of Not Enjoying Enough

counterpart to FOMO.
Happens when one is doing some desirable activity, but is overwhelmed by the fear that they are not "in it" and not enjoying the moment enough.
(while watching a sunset)
- isn't this view amazing?
* I know, but I am constantly thinking about work, and I'm having really bad FONEE because of it.
FONEE by flekkie_ April 27, 2022
Related Words
Foncee Fonce foccee Foceee Foncker FONEE foneee Fonkeezy Fontee Fonzeed
Noun; user of an internet message board who consistently abuses the ability to change the font one's message is displayed in, often rendering the text unreadable. More often than not a newbie.
I can't read what you're saying, fontee.
Fontee by Joey Roe April 27, 2006

Ass-foncles

When someone scares you so horribly, that your ass defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.
I'm being sued for assault, because i walked around a corner and he got the ass-foncles.
Ass-foncles by Mr. Degotè June 22, 2010
Anyone who had had relations with Oky
"i slept with Oky last night. im such a Focee"
Foceee by Ryan April 13, 2004

Fonkeezy 

Question: "Are you down to unicorn me later tonight?"
Answer: "Fonkeezy!"
Fonkeezy by nets46 April 18, 2010
A person who has a very small penis and probably knocked up their girlfriend of 3 years.
That Cody kid is such a Foncker... His girlfriend was so unsatisfied and shes 6 months pregnant!
Foncker by Sweet Timmy P January 3, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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