Fooden is the activity of going to a casual dining place with a friend or friends, for a low-key gossip about life and catch up over a lunch or dinner which is often higher in calories than their usual meal option. For example, Wetherspoons.
Similar to the Uterus for an actual baby, the Fooderus is for a food baby. The fooderus is only active or felt when in the presence of a foodbaby. This is caused by eating too much food, causing the eater to feel pregnant because they have eaten too much food. This is followed by a feeling of fullness or denseness.
" Ugh. I'm so full, I can feel my fooderus expanding..."
A foode is a foode nude/food pic. If your eating something delicious u must take foodes immediately, or else you'll get bad luck for the next 25 years and you'll gobroke.