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Literally fake meat, a term that vegetarians use for fake meat but using the word f as an Fologna, ya know?
Bob(He’s British): I thought, “Now here’s a girl who is clearly trying to play down how cool she is, just sitting under the stairs eating her bologna.”

Billyeyelash : Okay first of all, it’s pronounced baloney. (she’s American) Second, this is fologna, I’m vegetarian. And third? I like my fologna just fine, thanks.

So you see how he thought she was eating actual meat boloney/bologna but she’s vegetarian so she’s actually eating fake meat using the term fologna instead.
Fologna by Wateraddictbutthole February 9, 2020
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Flognar Destroyer Of Worlds 

Hey man you wanna hang out?

Sorry I can’t Flognar destroyer of worlds killed me last week
1. To describe someone or yourself when in a state of bliss, or just plain happyness, or when in a state of utter dispair, or just plain sadness.

2. A planet located somewhere in the solar system. Also refers to an alien race, however there is no connection between the planet and the race other than the name.
1. Josh "Wow, I feel so flognar right now!"
Douche Bag "CHEER UP ASSHOLE!!@"
Josh "Aww, now I'm flognar..."

2. Alien Y "Isn't Flogar beautiful this time of night?"
Alien x "Why is it called Flognar, but we are the alien race of Flognar, and we don't even have any relation to it other than our name?"
Alien Y "...I...don't...know...Wanna makeout?"
Flognar by Eddie the cool kid September 8, 2006

Flognart 

A degree of measurement comparable to a cunt hair.
Our scale is accurate within a 10th of a flognart.
Flognart by marked4deth January 13, 2009
Felogna: A felony charge that you now is bologna.

Bologna: A fake lunch meat, slang term for anything that is B.S.
The cops got me on a felogna last night but i know im a fade that shit with the quickness!!
Felogna by stOnedcrowzz May 22, 2016

Flognaw! 

Something my best friend, Austin Leigh, says when she's confused/upset/bored.
My Facebook isn't working! What the flognaw!?
What the flognaw are you doing?
Flognaw! by cheyluhvya May 27, 2012

foologna 

A name rhyming with bologna. usually describing a Teresa Brock
Teresa Brock, you are a foologna!!!
foologna by Phil Collins the third November 21, 2010