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Foggy Deuce 

<noun>. A particularly nasty fart that spreads minute particles of fecal matter throughout a confined area and lingers indefinitely.
Tourist #1) "Man I was in this elevator an hour ago and it smelled like someone dropped a turd in the corner! It still smells like rotten anus in here!"

Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."
Foggy Deuce by Mike in Fred September 4, 2008
Related Words

Foggy Log 

While taking a shit you strain yourself so hard that you become light-headed.
Rob had eaten bad Chinese food and almost passed out while squeezing out a Foggy Log.
Foggy Log by MaelstromALPHA July 26, 2020

Foggy Dock

When your gf licks herself like a pussy cat, especially around the clitoris. In order for a girl to be good at foggy docking, she needs to be flexible.

Once the foggy docker licks herself enough, she gives you the greenlight to jump into her, schooner first.

“Jump in, the cum is warm!”

You jump in, then she jumps in herself, sucking her clitoris and your dick at the same time.
Guy 1: My GF gave me a Foggy Dock last night...

Guy 2: Was it a true clit lick or a soggy clit lick?

Guy 1: It was like a true lube clit. Her saliva is like a ton of little vibraters

Guy 2: So it was like a blowjob, hand job, and a vaginal French Kiss?

Guy 1: Yeah.. she said she’s gonna break up with me cuz my wonton is too big for her lucious lips. She said we can still be beneficial friends though.

Guy 2: I’m single.
Foggy Dock by Ayyy Lmao... November 4, 2018

fozzy bear impression 

When getting a blowjob from a girl continue to force her head forward at a generous rate of speed thus causing a "wokka..wokka...wokka" noise
I had that girl doing her best "fozzy bear impression" last night
fozzy bear impression by The Fozzy October 21, 2010
A Subaru Forester that was made before 2009
Fozzy by Fozzyguy May 23, 2018

Fogeyphile 

A young person who has a fetish for the older person
Pete slept with the 80 year old woman and his girlfriend found out. Out of disgust she said "what are you a fogeyphile?"
Fogeyphile by indybob September 2, 2012