FOEL 

Abbreviation for "Fuck Off (and) Enjoy Life". Used mostly when someone expresses a depressing, pretentious, phony or pessimistic thought on a certain topic. Also used when some bitter person is trying to end your fun or to change your interests.

Martin: I hate those glossy, disgusting, commercial Hollywood movies. They suck.
Alfred: Calm down, man. Movies are one of US' main money incomes. It's just a business, FOEL.

FOEL by Wizard-Lizard January 11, 2014

Foel 

Foel is the name of someone who’s very excited and charismatic. Foel is the type of person who will always be there for you in your time of need. Foel’s are constantly putting other people’s happiness above their own, which often leads to them experiencing severe depression and anxiety. If you’re friends with a Foel you should check up on them.

omg Foel is so sweet, they literally made this cute little goodie bag for me for my birthday, i love Foel so much

Foel by crazy guy114 April 6, 2023

FOEL 

FOELs (pronounced fool) are Failures Of Existence/Living.

They are individuals who due to no circumstances under their control, are simply born into situations that render them unable to live life to any of the same potential of happiness, success or positive experience as the regular average person. These people have situations entirely unfixable leaving them in states of constant mental, physical and social pain. It is important that they are aware of this inability themselves.They generally either commit suicide or give up on ever trying to fit into standard society, generally leading to virulent escapism.

These often include:
-People with mental illnesses such as BPD, Chronic Depression, OCD, Anxiety
-People with broken and abusive families that cause lifelong emotional trauma (PTSD)
-People with bodies that work against them such as transgender people, disabled people
-People trapped in highly toxic and dehumanising education/employment/social groups

-Ron: My mind can't feel anything. I have never had a single meaningful relationship with another human being. I was born this way. My brain can't function normally and I am an outcast from society. I can't hold a job, talk to people or enjoy shit. All I feel is emptiness and frustration. Nobody likes me, and nobody ever will. I have hurt other people without feeling sorry for it and I am despised by my own family. All I am is a foel.

FOEL by Wormhole512729 March 23, 2025

Foelber 

A foelber is a german king who, in 1988, defeated the king of Alaska, chester, in a dick contest. Commonly referred to as a bad ass or simply a good friend. Foelbers are found in amazing places like ireland after they migrated from germany in 1996.

Chester: Dude my dick is huge!
Guy: Ya, but not compared to a Foelber.
Chester- aw ur right, I guess i will go jizz on myself in frustration.
Guy: That's the spirit you jack ass!

Foelber by The daily dragon November 20, 2010

Foelske 

somebody who makes the party a party... also known to be the some of the sexiest people on earth

man i am glad Foelske is here. yeah, it wouldnt be a party without him...

man that Foelske is one sexy beast

Foelske by the body builder August 2, 2010